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| - Rules: Intruder can't be nominated, but Scarletpaw can Superpower Holder: Cinderpelt Voice-over: Hello and welcome to the LIVE INTRUDER SPECIAL! Please welcome your host, (the epic one, not the stupid one) DAISY! Daisy: Hello, welcome to the second of three inttruder specials this year! We're throwing another cat in to the mix, which is sure to please Scarletpaw! Scarletpaw: Unless it's Mintleaf! Daisy: Wha- how can you hear this? Scarletpaw: You put the communications on too early. Daisy: Oh. (turns them off) Scarletpaw: NUUUUUUU! Daisy: Anywho, let's cross to the house to see how they're dealing with Frostfur's eviction (crosses to the house) Sorreltail: (is crying) SO CLOSE! SO CLOSE! Willowpelt: EPICNESS INSIDE A TOP HAT! BOWLER HATS AREN'T EVEN EPIC, DESPITE THE SURVEY OF DUCKS THAT SAID QUACK! Brightheart: Can't wait to nominate her! Cinderpelt: Neither. Willowpelt: SHADDAP FOR ROCK CAKES! Cinderpelt: OMG ROCK CAKES! Brightheart: But Cinderpelt! Cinderpelt: But rock cakes! Brightheart: I have so much work to do... Daisy: It's time to meet the new intruder, please welcome... SHOALFOOT! (Shoalfoot walks on to stage) Shoalfoot: Konnichiwa Daisy han. Watashi wa Shoalfoot desu. Daisy Um...? Shoalfoot: I speak Japanese! xD Daisy: Ok, go in the house please. Shoalfoot: Arigato! Daisy: SPEAK ENGLISH! Snowfur; Please don't tell me... Big Brother: INTRUDER! INTRUDER! INTRUDER! Snowfur: CRAP! Bumblestripe: Again? D: Scarletpaw: YAY! Willowpelt: SEVEN DEVILS IN A CHICKEN! SEVEN DEVILS IN A COW! SEVEN DEVILS IN A WHITE TORTILLA, SEVEN DEVILS IN A HOMELESSS PIG! Thrushpelt: Whut o.O (Shoalfoot enters) Shoalfoot: Konnichiwa. Watashi wa Shoalfoot desu. Purdy: Um...? Shoalfoot: I said: Hello. My name is Shoalfoot. Scarletpaw: I'm Scarletpaw! I came in last week. Shoalfoot: WOO! INTRUDER BUDDIES! Darkstripe: NUUUUU! ALLIANCES! D: Sorreltail: Help me vote him out, pleaaaaase? Darkstripe: NUUUUU! HELP ME VOTE HER OUT! Shoalfoot: What's going on? Cinderpelt: They hate each other. Shoalfoot: Why? Cinderpelt: (hands copy of The Darkest Hour) Read that. Shoalfoot: Um... Ok? Big Brother: All housemates, to the lounge. (in the lounge) Big Brother: Housemates, it's time to nominate. As she has just entered, Shoalfoot can't be nominated or nominate. However, Scarletpaw CAN. Scarletpaw: NUUUUUUU! MY INVINCIBLENESS!! D: Big Brother: Also, Frostfur gave a superpower. Here she is. Frostfur: (is munching on grapes) Hey guys. Damn these grapes are good, anywho, I gave out a superpower. I gave it to Cinderpelt! Snowfur: YES! Brightheart: NUUUUUU! NOW I'LL BE NOMINATED! Frostfur: D:::::::::::: Can I change? Big Brother: No! Frostfur: D: Big Brother: Everyone, to the nominations room. (in the nominations room) Big Brother: Scarletpaw, to the chamber (Scarletpaw enters) Big Brother: Scarletpaw, nominate now. Scarletpaw: For 3 points I nominate SORRELTAIL, because the Darkstripe thing is just getting creepy. Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Scarletpaw: For 2 points I nominate PURDY for making no effort to talk to me. Big Brother: Accepted. Table: SORRELTAIL 3 PURDY 2 Brightheart 0 Bumblestripe 0 Cinderpelt 0 Darkstripe 0 Jayfeather 0 Millie 0 Scarletpaw 0 Snowfur 0 Thrushpelt 0 Willowpelt 0 Big Brother: Brightheart, to the chamber (Brightheart enters) Big Brother: Brightheart, nominate now. Brightheart: For 4 points I nominate SNOWFUR because she's gonna nominate me. Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left. Brightheart: For 1 point I nominate WILLOWPELT. I think we all know why. Big Brother: *nods understandingly* Table: SNOWFUR 4 SORRELTAIL 3 PURDY 2 Willowpelt 1 Brightheart 0 Bumblestripe 0 Cinderpelt 0 Darkstripe 0 Jayfeather 0 Millie 0 Scarletpaw 0 Thrushpelt 0 Big Brother: Bumblestripe, to the chamber (Bumblestripe enters) Big Brother: Bumblestripe, nominate now. Bumblestripe: For 4 points I nominate BRIGHTHEART, because she's a stupid half-face and I hate her! Big Brother: That's harsh. Bumblestripe: (pouts) Big Brother: Ok, accepted, geez. You have 1 point left. Bumblestripe: For 1 point I nominate SCARLETPAW because she's been to London and I haven't! Big Brother: Accepted. Table: BRIGHTHEART 4 SNOWFUR 4 SORRELTAIL 3 Purdy 2 Scarletpaw 1 Willowpelt 1 Bumblestripe Cinderpelt 0 Darkstripe 0 Jayfeather 0 Millie 0 Thrushpelt 0 Big Brother: Darkstripe, to the chamberino (Darkstripe enters) Big Brother: Darkstripe, nominate now. Darkstripe: 4 to SORRELTAIL. Me hatey Sorrely Big Brother: Accepty. You have 1 pointy lefty. Darkstripe: For 1 point I nominate MILLIE because she's all weird like. Big Brother: Accepted. Table: SORRELTAIL 7 BRIGHTHEART 4 SNOWFUR 4 Purdy 2 Millie 1 Scarletpaw 1 Willowpelt 1 Bumblestripe 0 Cinderpelt 0 Darkstripe 0 Jayfeather 0 Thrushpelt 0 Big Brother: Thrushpelt, to the chamber (Thrushpelt enters) Big Brother: Thrushpelt, nominate now. Thrushpelt: For 4 points I nominate WILLOWPELT because I WANT HER OUT OF THE HOUSE SO (bleep) BAD!!!!!!! Big Brother: Ac-(bleep)-cepted! Thrushpelt: For 1 point I nominate BRIGHTHEART because she hates my Snowy Big Brother: Accepted. Table: SORRELTAIL 7 WILLOWPELT 5 BRIGHTHEART 5 Snowfur 4 Purdy 2 Millie 1 Scarletpaw 1 Bumblestripe 0 Cinderpelt 0 Darkstripe 0 Jayfeather 0 Thrushpelt 0 Big Brother: Sorreltail, to the chamber. (Sorreltail enters) Big Brother: Sorreltail, nom- Sorreltail: DARKSTRIPE! Big Brother: For 4? Sorreltail: YUSH! Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left. Sorreltail: BRIGHTHEART because she doesn't like mum! Big Brother: Accepted. Table: SORRELTAIL 7 BRIGHTHEART 6 WILLOWPELT 5 Darkstripe 4 Snowfur 4 Purdy 2 Milie 1 Scarletpaw 1 Bumblestripe 0 Cinderpelt 0 Jayfeather 0 Thrushpelt 0 Big Brother: Jayfeather, to the chamber (Jayfeather enters) Big Brother: Jayfeather, nominate now. Jayfeather: For 3 points I nominate CINDERPELT for cheating during the challenge. Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Jayfeather: For 2 points I nominate SNOWFUR for not being able to magic away my blindness Big Brother: Accepted. Hey, have you seen Cinderpelt's Facebook? Jayfeather: No? Big Brother: She posted a photo of you as a crazy professor. Jayffeather: D: How many likes? Big Brother: 678. Jayfeather: DDDDDDDDDD: Table: SORRELTAIL 7 BRIGHTHEART 6 SNOWFUR 6 Willowpelt 5 Darkstripe 4 Cinderpelt 3 Purdy 2 Millie 1 Scarletpaw 1 Bumblestripe 0 Jayfeather 0 Thrushpelt 0 Big Brother: Snowfur, to the chamber. (Snowfur enters) Big Brother: Snowfur, nominate now. Snowfur: 4 to BRIGHTHEART Big Brother: Accepted. Snowfur: For 1 point I nominate WILLOWPELT because she's insane! Big Brother: Accepted. Table: BRIGHTHEART 10 SORRELTAIL 7 SNOWFUR 6 WILLOWPELT 6 Darkstripe 4 Cinderpelt 3 Purdy 2 Millie 1 Scarletpaw 1 Bumblestripe 0 Jayfeather 0 Thrushpelt 0 Big Brother: Willowpelt, to the chamber (Willowpelt enters) Big Brother: Nominate. Willowpelt: FOR 3 POINTS I NOMINATE BRIGHTHEART FOR HATING MY CRAZINESS!!!!!! Big Brother: Accepted. Willowpelt: FOR 2 POINTS I NOMINATE PURDY FOR TRYING TO RID ME OF MY CRAZINESS!!!!!!! Big Brother: Accepted. Table: BRIGHTHEART 13 SORRELTAIL 7 SNOWFUR 6 WILLOWPELT 6 Darkstripe 4 Purdy 4 Cinderpelt 3 Millie 1 Scarletpaw 1 Bumblestripe 0 Jayfeather 0 Thrushpelt 0 Big Brother: Millie, to the chamber (Millie enters) Big Brother: Millie, nominate now. Millie: For 4 points I nominate WILLOWPELT. Big Brother: Reason? Millie: You know why. Big Brother: Accepted. 1 point left. Millie; Uh.... For one point I nominate... SCARLETPAW for not talking to ne ever, Big Brother: Accepted. Table: BRIGHTHEART 13 WILLOWPELT 10 SORRELTAIL 7 Snowfur 6 Darkstripe 4 Purdy 4 Cinderpelt 3 Scarletpaw 2 Millie 1 Bumblestripe 0 Jayfeather 0 Thrushpelt 0 Big Brother: Purdy, to the chamber. (Purdy enters) Big Brother: Purdy, nominate now. Purdy: For 3 points, SNOWFUR because she thinks magic is better than science Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Purdy: For 2, WILLOWPELT, because it's no use trying to fix her. Big Brother: Accepted. Table: BRIGHTHEART 13 WILLOWPELT 12 SNOWFUR 9 Sorreltail 7 Darkstripe 4 Purdy 4 Cinderpelt 3 Scarletpaw 2 Millie 1 Bumblestripe 0 Jayfeather 0 Thrushpelt 0 Big Brother: Finally, Cinderpelt to the chamber (Cinderpelt enters) Big Brother: Cinderpelt, first, nominate, then I will tell you your superpower. Cinderpelt: For 4 points I nominate MILLIE because I think she gave Frostfur all her points last week. Big Brother: Accepted. One left. Cinderpelt: I nominate SNOWFUR cause she's getting mean lately, Big Brother: Now for your superpower. you have the power to undo ONE cat's nominations! Cinderpelt: Snowfur's. Big Brother: Accepted. FINAL TABLE: WILLOWPELT 11 SNOWFUR 10 BRIGHTHEART 9 SorreltaIl 7 Millie 5 Darkstripe 4 Purdy 4 Cinderpelt 3 Scarletpaw 2 Bumblestripe 0 Jayfeather 0 Thrushpelt 0 Big Brother: Everyone to the lounge. (in the lounge) Big Brother: As you know, Cinderpelt had the superpower. Her power was she could completely undo one cats' nominations. I can tell you, the nominees DID NOT change. Cinderpelt: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Big Brother: I will now reveal the ctas nominated and the points they received.. On 11 points, WILLOWPELT. Willowpelt: HOMMUS COW BURGER CHICKPEA! Big Brother: On 10 points, SNOWFUR Snowfur: (bleep) Big Brother: And on 9 points, BRIGHTHEART Snowfur: YUSSSSSSSSSSSS! Big Brother: Willowpelt, Snowfur, Brightheart. At the end of the week, one of you WILL be evicted. That is all.
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