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| - Turanga Morris: I was. But then it hit me: If Heaven's above us, then the whole universe is just God's glorious sewer. Leela: Hey guys. Welcome to my parents' 40th anniversary. Bender: I'm bored. Lets drink. Leela: The truth is I once slept with him. A few times. Turanga Munda: I know. He showed me the commemorative painting. Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I'm bored. What's say you go out on the wing and pretend you're a gremlin? Turanga Munda: Why can't you just let me be happy? After all these years, I'm going places I've never been. And having sex there! Leela: I will shove you in a filthy nursing home so fast, you won't know what hit you! Probably a filthy nurse! Turanga Morris: Who is it? Mouth Mutant? I gotta punch him in his mouth. And then in all his smaller mouths. Leela: No no. It's time to get on with your life Morris: But she was my life Bender: Awww. Leela, Morris and Fry: [Silent and looking at him] Bender: What? Fry: Hey, what about your life long dream. Didn't you always wanna surf the world greatest sewers? Leela: Yeah. And Fry and Bender can go with you. You can teach them how to surf, and they can make sure you don't [makes drinking sound] and [makes gun sound likes she shoots herself]. Turanga Morris: I don't know. Would you come to, sweety? Leela: I can't. I have to keep an eye on mom to make sure she and Zapp don't [ambulance sound], [train sound] and Yee-haa! Leela: Dad! Why are you here? Turanga Morris: I finally got the better of my inner peace. Now I know you have to fight for what's yours! (Punches Zapp in the stomach) Zapp: Ooof! Do I know you?
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