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| - :[Peter walks to the stairs and falls down screaming]
:Peter: Ah! Ow! Ow! Ow! Fuck! Fuck! Fucking cock! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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:Peter: This is driving me nuts. Was one of the dwarves named Snappy? Kind of well-dressed, or am I just making that up? [Peter falls down the stairs again] Ah! Ah! Ow! Fuck! Fucking cock! Fuck! Cock! Cock!
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:[Brian talks to Stewie while Peter, all padded up with pillows, attempts to walk down the stairs again in the background]
:Brian: I'm supposed to have dinner with her tomorrow night and her parents are going to see that I'm a dog!
:[Peter falls in the background] Yah! Ow! Ow! Ow! Fuck! Fuck! Fucking cock! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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:Stewie: Of course, the most important part of any workout is a proper cool-down and stretch. [pushes on the stair and gets a splinter] Aaaggh!
:Brian: What? What is it?
:Stewie: I've got a splinter! [starts crying]
:Lois: [picks him up] Oh my God! Stewie, what is it?
:Brian: Oh, he just got a splinter.
:Lois: Oh, my poor baby. It's 'cause these old stairs are just falling apart.
:Brian: It's not just the stairs. Meg has spent two days pinned under a roof beam.
:[Meg is under a roof beam, depressed]
:Lois: Let's just focus on the stairs, Brian.
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:Japanese guy 1: Hey, you wanna see a movie?
:Japanese guy 2: Nah we're Japanese, let's go watch a school girl bang an octopus!
:Both: [While high fiving] Yeah!
:[An anime octopus slides onto the screen]
:Octopus: Oide dakishimete ageruyo, suction cup feel goooood!
:[An anime school girl slides onto the screen while the octopus goes after her]
:School girl: [high-pitched] Hiiiiiiiiii !
:Octopus: Hmmmm Ha ha haayy...
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