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| - Feces are often tested for pathogens or other indication of disease to determine the health of the patient. They should contain no digested blood, parasites or unusual bacteria. The consistency of feces is also an important diagnostic indicator. Healthy feces should be soft, easy to pass, and should come out in large pieces. Feces that are too hard and come out in pellet form often indicate constipation. Feces that come out completely as a liquid are typical of diarrhea.
- In all its glory it is most importantly a window to cleanliness and a solution to all kinds of diseases, if it is properly administered to people's faces. Quite literally, the word fe-ces is taken from the word fac-es, both words stemming from the Latin root of "to put on" or faceces. This fascinating etymology is due to the fact that ancient Romans used to rub faeces on each others' faces as a way to induce orgasms and as a means to wash away evil spirits [Editor's note: This fact is, in fact, a myth perpetrated by corrupt officials, see below for the real story]. Next time you take a dump, take a closer look at all those faeces in the toilet bowl--they could be the answer to all of your problems.
- Feces is the product expelled from the human, alien and animal digestive tract, which is bodily waste. Colic is a medical condition associated with the bowel tract, which is where feces are are expelled from. When Zan was attempting to make a transformation with his Exxor powers to rescue some boys on an airplane, but was too late, he said "crap," which caused him to transform into feces. In a parallel universe, Flash described the Penguin as being as "slow as shit," which made him wonder why Wonder Woman would have had sex with him in a pornographic video she had made.
- In advanced civilizations, bodily waste was deposited in a toilet sent to the waste extraction system, where, after various processes, it would be recycled through biomatter resequencing. For infants, feces was often collected in a diaper. When Miss Malvin's fourth grade class from Worley Elementary School in County Kerry, Ireland sent letters to Enterprise NX-01 later that year, Molly McCook wanted to know "When you flush the toilet, where does it go?" After Captain Archer passed the question to Commander Tucker, he responded with: "A poop question, sir?!" (ENT: "Breaking the Ice")
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| - Feces are often tested for pathogens or other indication of disease to determine the health of the patient. They should contain no digested blood, parasites or unusual bacteria. The consistency of feces is also an important diagnostic indicator. Healthy feces should be soft, easy to pass, and should come out in large pieces. Feces that are too hard and come out in pellet form often indicate constipation. Feces that come out completely as a liquid are typical of diarrhea.
- In all its glory it is most importantly a window to cleanliness and a solution to all kinds of diseases, if it is properly administered to people's faces. Quite literally, the word fe-ces is taken from the word fac-es, both words stemming from the Latin root of "to put on" or faceces. This fascinating etymology is due to the fact that ancient Romans used to rub faeces on each others' faces as a way to induce orgasms and as a means to wash away evil spirits [Editor's note: This fact is, in fact, a myth perpetrated by corrupt officials, see below for the real story]. Next time you take a dump, take a closer look at all those faeces in the toilet bowl--they could be the answer to all of your problems.
- In advanced civilizations, bodily waste was deposited in a toilet sent to the waste extraction system, where, after various processes, it would be recycled through biomatter resequencing. For infants, feces was often collected in a diaper. According to Doctor Phlox in 2151, Altarian marsupial droppings contained the greatest concentration of regenerative enzymes found anywhere. Jonathan Archer found the idea of using droppings for regenerative purposes quite unusual when informed. However, Phlox reminded him that, if he was going to try to embrace new worlds, he must also try to embrace new ideas. (ENT: "Broken Bow") When Miss Malvin's fourth grade class from Worley Elementary School in County Kerry, Ireland sent letters to Enterprise NX-01 later that year, Molly McCook wanted to know "When you flush the toilet, where does it go?" After Captain Archer passed the question to Commander Tucker, he responded with: "A poop question, sir?!" (ENT: "Breaking the Ice") While raising Sim, in 2153, Dr. Phlox found a use for the infant's bodily waste, noting that he may have stumbled across an effective fertilizer for his Orsic fern. (ENT: "Similitude") Bodily waste collected and used for agricultural purposes in the form of fertilizer, typically called manure, consists of high levels of methane. Kathryn Janeway recognized this upon detecting methane on a truck found in 2371. (VOY: "The 37's") Some use the term "manure" as a metaphor for purposes of making a derogatory comment. The Species 8472 recreation of Boothby once referred to the Federation's concepts of "tolerance for all species" and the Prime Directive as "Targ manure." (VOY: "In the Flesh") Similarly, the slang terms "shit" and "bullshit" were colorful metaphors which referred to the manure in general and that produced by a bull, respectively. The cursing "Merde" (meaning "shit") was also used in French language. (TNG: "The Last Outpost" , "Elementary, Dear Data" , Star Trek Generations; Star Trek: First Contact; Star Trek) Another similar term, in the English language, was "crap." In 2263 of the alternate reality, Dr. Leonard McCoy told his friend and commanding officer James T. Kirk, who had just returned to the USS Enterprise following a disastrous away mission to the planet Teenax, that he looked "like crap," a comment Kirk sarcastically thanked him for. (Star Trek Beyond) In addition to metaphoric usages, the idiomatic usage of the term "poop", as in "party pooper", refers to someone that is a killjoy. In 2372, the little woman referred to the Clown as a poop because he started feeling sorry for himself. (VOY: "The Thaw") While investigating a proto-nebula in 2375, The Doctor made an offhand comment about the Borg being the "party poopers of the galaxy", after Seven of Nine discouraged his attempt to use his holo-imaging device, and subsequently offered to begin a new social exercise with Seven to develop her joie de vivre. (VOY: "Drone")
- Feces is the product expelled from the human, alien and animal digestive tract, which is bodily waste. Colic is a medical condition associated with the bowel tract, which is where feces are are expelled from. When Zan was attempting to make a transformation with his Exxor powers to rescue some boys on an airplane, but was too late, he said "crap," which caused him to transform into feces. In a parallel universe, Flash described the Penguin as being as "slow as shit," which made him wonder why Wonder Woman would have had sex with him in a pornographic video she had made.
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