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| - A chonga is a girl of Hispanic origin, usually between the ages of 13 and 19, but sometimes as young as 3. Primarily found in Miami (most famously, in Hialeah), the chonga is known for her cheap form of dress, a combination of the so-called hustler look and that of a hooker, but can vary between the two. She wears ridiculously large hoop earrings large enough to be bracelets, which are usually pink and have their name written in them, and diamond studs high up on her ears. They may also wear thick, gold bangle bracelets in stacks on their arms. Depending on how ghetto she thinks she is, she may wear oversized men's t-shirts with tight, usually white Brazilian pants, with a colored thong worn underneath that shows through (on purpose). The chonga's shoe of choice is usually either the tradi
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| - A chonga is a girl of Hispanic origin, usually between the ages of 13 and 19, but sometimes as young as 3. Primarily found in Miami (most famously, in Hialeah), the chonga is known for her cheap form of dress, a combination of the so-called hustler look and that of a hooker, but can vary between the two. She wears ridiculously large hoop earrings large enough to be bracelets, which are usually pink and have their name written in them, and diamond studs high up on her ears. They may also wear thick, gold bangle bracelets in stacks on their arms. Depending on how ghetto she thinks she is, she may wear oversized men's t-shirts with tight, usually white Brazilian pants, with a colored thong worn underneath that shows through (on purpose). The chonga's shoe of choice is usually either the traditional black Reeboks, white Nike Air Force Ones, completely black Converse high tops, velvet black ankle boots, or the most popular, Chinese beaded slippers in the same matching color as their top. Most recently, Chongas have begun listening to reggaeton, but also enjoy rap, R&B, and the radio stations that play these genres of music. They can also be heard frequently calling these stations to make "shout-outs" to their baby daddys. The chonga may also have a special nickname for her real-life boyfriend,a chongo who may go by the name of Mauricio or Junior or Angel or Juan, but whom she affectionately calls Cio or Coco or Snickers or Scooby.Chongas may be found riding Metro buses, the chonga vehicle of choice, in groups of 4 to up to 15 of their kind, if her cousin Kenneth is not available to give her a ride to the “flea” (explained later) on the handlebars of his stolen tricycle. Chongas can be seen at the flea market (or "flea"),Dolphin Mall, roaming the streets of mostly Hialeah, around basketball courts, public parks, or in their cousin Junior’s bedroom or sometimes in creepy houses.Chongas first orginated in the 90s as a crossbreed between an undisclosed gangster rapper (a strong poll of experts believe it is James Brown) and a random Cuban or Mexican immigrant. The results was a protozoa which would be later referred to as the Raunchous Chongala or more commonly the Chonga. Scientists from the Bush Admistrative Government (AKA The Hicktown Science Teachers) who study Chongology have found that the levels of Hispanio-glycerin are especially high in the these humanlike creatures (Duh). In addition, Blackoroxide and Gangsterury are in high quantities in their blood. This further proves the theory previously stated, telling us that Chongas have Hispanic descents, but are influenced by the Gangster mucks they live in. Chonga dress is very unique and easy to spot. A chonga will usually have their hair in a half bun half down style, super tight brazillian pants, black liner on their lips and eyes, and pencil thin triangular shaped darkend eyebrows. 99.99% of the time you will see them wearing hoop earings the size of plates with their names in the center, or the names of other people which could be their boyfriend(s). The jeans MUST be lowrise, and the majority of shirts must be high enough so their fleshy navels are shown. Chongas are known for wearing brandname sneakers, examples are reebok, converse, nike, and jordans they borrowed from their cousins because these shoes are not sold at the flea market, not the real ones anyway. Chongas have a very distinct form of speech, a cross between poorly imitated black slang and a thick Spanish accent, which emphasizes on the vowels. Some chongas even speak entirely in Spanglish. Here are some sample sentences, and how they would be pronounced in Chonga:
* Eyy yu no daa kih in fahrs pihreeuh OMAIIGA daaaaaaaaaaaaam he faaeeen! (Hey, you know that kid in first period, oh my God, damn hes fine!)
* Eyy yu go-eentu Maariisleyseesiz quinceson Fraidei? (Hey,are you going to Marisleysises quince on Friday?)
* O HELLNAA bish Ima beesho azz, waash! OMAIIGAA! (Oh hell no bitch, i'm going to beat your ass, watch! Oh my God!)
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