The Hadrian's Wall was a hotel in the Canmore Republic on the planet Silvestria. (HHA2.5: DLS)
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| - The Hadrian's Wall was a hotel in the Canmore Republic on the planet Silvestria. (HHA2.5: DLS)
- The Romans constructed Hadrian's Wall along the border of England and Scotland. In 1999, Bill Savage used sapling yew trees and stones from Hadrian's Wall to attack Volgan Manseeker missiles.
- Roman Emperor Hadrian is said to have asked it to be constructed as no one could draw accurate maps at the time. He was also worried about the Scots encroaching on the Roman Empire in the same way neighbours will move the garden fence if you are not looking. The wall was originally thirty foot tall and covered in ice to keep out the 'UnDead' (otherwise known as Glasgow Rangers supporters). It shrank over time as people helped themselves to build rockeries and sheds. Compared to the Great Wall of China, Hadrian's looks like it was erected for midgets but it is still very nice since it's not as crowded, though business has gone up since the Berlin Wall was taken down for spoiling the view.
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| - The Hadrian's Wall was a hotel in the Canmore Republic on the planet Silvestria. (HHA2.5: DLS)
- Roman Emperor Hadrian is said to have asked it to be constructed as no one could draw accurate maps at the time. He was also worried about the Scots encroaching on the Roman Empire in the same way neighbours will move the garden fence if you are not looking. The wall was originally thirty foot tall and covered in ice to keep out the 'UnDead' (otherwise known as Glasgow Rangers supporters). It shrank over time as people helped themselves to build rockeries and sheds. Compared to the Great Wall of China, Hadrian's looks like it was erected for midgets but it is still very nice since it's not as crowded, though business has gone up since the Berlin Wall was taken down for spoiling the view. Modern historians have a number of alternative (read: wrong) theories about the origins of Hadrian's Wall. Some say it was named after guitarist Hadrian Belew, actor Hadrian Zmed, or the very popular (insert other person's name named Adrian, but with the name misspelled "Hadrian," here). Now the consensus (as celebrated with some strong malt whisky) is that Hadrian was responsible but it is unlikely he personally mixed the cement and stuck the bricks down on the wet mortar. Other sources suggest that King Norman, who had conquested England in 1066, hired a handy-man named Hadrian to build it in order to keep out the Loch Ness monster, and the hairy Scots, who are perceived to have sought to mate with dirty, smelly wives of Frenchmen.
- The Romans constructed Hadrian's Wall along the border of England and Scotland. In 1999, Bill Savage used sapling yew trees and stones from Hadrian's Wall to attack Volgan Manseeker missiles.
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