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| - LD- Hello, class! Lita- Hi, daddy! Rayne- Hi, dad. Bruidic does not respond. He kicks the desk in front of him (Rayne) so that his seat tilts back. He then begins talking to Lita. Bruidic- Sup. Rayne does not like the fact that Bruidic is talking to his sister. Jeopardy: My dad is now scary. :(Roundill is searching for sand. LD- Er... okay. Welcome to orientatio-BRUIDIC STOP THAT. Okay. How about we introduce ourselves? I'm your teacher. I teach archery and stuff. You go next, Jeopardy. Jeopardy: I'm Jeopardy? Bruidic: No one cares. LD: BRUIDIC, DON'T MAKE ME GET MY ASSISTANT IN HERE. Bruidic: Do it, b/tch. LD: Nice knowing you. DMS!!! DMS: (warps in) Wut? LD- (Points to Bruidic) DMS: Gotcha. (Grabs Bruidic and warps off) LD: ANYWAYS... Back to the introductions. Jeopardy, tell us what you like to do. Bleedot randomly launches from his seat and begins to dance. File:Bleedotjig.GIF LD: Er... you are...? Bleedot: Oh! Sorry. Is random dancing against the rules? I'm Bleedot, Hello! LD: Well, hello! Everyone, this is Bleedot. He randomly dances. Jeopardy, take some time to think about what you like to do. LD points to Azuria. LD: And who are you? Azuria: I'm Azuria. You probably know my sister, Beezis. My family has problems. "sigh" But I guess this is alright. Eclarious: Oh! So now because your dad raped my mom means I have PROBLEMS? Sheesh. LD: Alright, alright, break it up, or I'll call my dim-witted creation. El Sock Tongue McMan of the Raegian Species, b/tch.: File:WTFWUT.PNG VXX ULAANJ? LD: I DID NOT CALL. Go back to your refrigerator. El Sock Tongue McMan of the Raegian Species, b/tch. goes back to his refrigerator and eats a hobo. LD: See kids, THIS is why we DO NOT use Cryogenesis... Bleedot: So...What kind of classes will we be taking? Roundill: Sand Searching! Roundill starts to collect sand from LD's boot. Boxill wakes up. Boxill: zzzZZZ... Oh?? huh??? Oooh... Sorry, i was sleeping :P Roundill: ... Well, I am Roundill and i don't know what i like. Azuria: Are you sure you don't like sand? Eclarious: Have I introduced myself? I am Eclarious. I like water sports. Roundill: No, I like collecting sand for my sandball, but i cant find my ball so i start over. LD: No, there will be no sand-searching. We will have Art, Archery, History, and possibly more. Roundill: Awwww... Why do i have to learn history? I am History. LD: Don't say that about yourself! Besides, you'll probably do really well on the class and you could fill us in on some details you may have witnessed. Lazro: *Pops head in through window* Lazro: Hi, have you seen my C0mp13t31y 4w35om3 H4x0r d15k? Lazro: Oh, there it is on Brudic's desk, thanx!!!!!11!!!11!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!one!:)))) H4xr0: 0h, 4nd 0n3 m04r th1ng, why n07 d0 hi5t0ry 0f 54nd? (Oh, and one more thing, why not do history of sand?) Mischely:My Turn:Do not make me make a fight with me as I use my secret ability if you dont want be throttle by me! LD: Uh... I don't think that we have any problems with fighting here... Rayne: Dad, how come you aren't teaching all of the classes? LD: I'm going to be out at River 2 and 3 doing some bargaining with... someone. How about you introduce yourself now? Rayne: I'm Rayne, and... uh... Ludicrine isn't my dad. LD: Well... it's a fact. I'm still your family guardian, though. Lita: Hey! I was supposed to say that! LD: How about you go next, then? Lita: Hi! I'm Lita. I'm from a royal family! LD whispers something into Lita's ear. Lita: Oh... okay. LD: Okay then. Who's next? Or did I get everyone... oh! Jeopardy, back to you. Jeopardy:Hi i'm jeopardy.Sorry for sourd when I eat, it's my liver graft.*roll back* Poisonshot:Jeopardy is going be adult.Tomorrow a liver graft remplacement will be do! Jeopardy:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Roll back* LD: Alright. Fuzzy, go introduce yourself to the class. I need to leave! LD runs out the door. Boxill: Who's Fuzzy? I know i am Boxill that likes to help my dad... euhh reviver... Lazro: *Bursts through door* Lazro: *Looks around hurriedly* Lazro: *Runs back into hallway* Lazro: LUDICRINE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT... Poisonshot: Sorry. Fuzzy can introduce himself now, but he's in a hurry for something. Fuzzy: Hi! I'm Fuzzy. I'm very jumpy. I am a Purple Eye Bacteria! Jeopardy:AHHH! BACTERIA! Poisonshot: Jeopardy, time to get your graft replacement! Jeopardy: *%#?*%#*(% -All of a sudden, Hearts Boxcars busts through the wall. He and Bleedot start dancing like no one's f/cking business.- File:Boxcarjig.gif File:Bleedotjig.GIF
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