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Two thousand years ago the Baby Jesus led George W. Bush and the Founding Fathers to victory over the British Empire and the forces of Gayislamofacism and Bears. Today this victory, which marked a turning point in history, is celebrated by reenacting the battle in which the Baby Jesus threw down his hair so the Three Wise men could climb up the Tower of Babel to spin the dreidel to see if there was going to be six more weeks of winter. Image:TargetTarget.gif The Baby Jesus has been targeted by Target for this year's War on Christmas!

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  • Two thousand years ago the Baby Jesus led George W. Bush and the Founding Fathers to victory over the British Empire and the forces of Gayislamofacism and Bears. Today this victory, which marked a turning point in history, is celebrated by reenacting the battle in which the Baby Jesus threw down his hair so the Three Wise men could climb up the Tower of Babel to spin the dreidel to see if there was going to be six more weeks of winter. Image:TargetTarget.gif The Baby Jesus has been targeted by Target for this year's War on Christmas!
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  • Two thousand years ago the Baby Jesus led George W. Bush and the Founding Fathers to victory over the British Empire and the forces of Gayislamofacism and Bears. Today this victory, which marked a turning point in history, is celebrated by reenacting the battle in which the Baby Jesus threw down his hair so the Three Wise men could climb up the Tower of Babel to spin the dreidel to see if there was going to be six more weeks of winter. Baby Jesus is Jesus before he is not a baby anymore. It makes him cry when people do stupid stuff, such as masturbate and question Stephen Colbert (He has also been known to kill kittens as the result of such transgressions). He also does not like Russ Lieber. His favorite solo music artist is Peter Gabriel, and his favorite band is Peter, Paul and Mary. His jesus powers had not yet developed untill he became not a baby and shed his blackness in favour of a more prudent White. Image:TargetTarget.gif The Baby Jesus has been targeted by Target for this year's War on Christmas!
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