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| - Florida State University at Tallahassee (Florida State or FSU or FS you!) is a public land-grant, sea-grant, hill-grant, university located in Tallahassee, Florida. It is a comprehensive doctoral research university with medical programs for students who often get alcohol poisoning, and significant douchebaggery activity as determined by the Carnegie Foundation. The university comprises 15 separate colleges and 39 centers, and Campbell Doak stadium where the 'Noles kick ass every day of the year!! Florida State was officially established in 1581 and is located in the middle of the blackest city in Florida.
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| - Florida State University at Tallahassee (Florida State or FSU or FS you!) is a public land-grant, sea-grant, hill-grant, university located in Tallahassee, Florida. It is a comprehensive doctoral research university with medical programs for students who often get alcohol poisoning, and significant douchebaggery activity as determined by the Carnegie Foundation. The university comprises 15 separate colleges and 39 centers, and Campbell Doak stadium where the 'Noles kick ass every day of the year!! Florida State was officially established in 1581 and is located in the middle of the blackest city in Florida. Florida State is a flagship university, but not really because the university is not a water-faring vessel. As one of Florida's primary graduate research universities, Florida State University awards(gives) over 9000! graduate and professional degrees each year to undeserving little shits who take liberal arts classes for four years and pass with D's. In 2007, Florida State was placed in tier one of Medal of Honor gamers in the Florida Legislature, a distinction allowing FSU, along with the University of Florida, to charge even more for tuition, robbing students, than other institutions in the State University System of Florida. The Florida State University is also home to nationally ranked programs, like football, in many academic areas, including the sciences, engineering, social policy, film, music, theater, dance, visual art, business, political science, psychology and social work, medicine, and law, and football! Florida State is home to Florida's only National Laboratory - the National High Magnetic Field Laboratory and is the birthplace of the commercially-viable anti-cancer drug Taxol. The Florida State University athletics programs are favorites of passionate students, fans and alumni across the United States, which often appear in conjunction with the Marching Chiefs or "Band Nerds" according to the football athletes.
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