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| - Although World War II saw the end of Hitler, it didn't spell the end of his legacy. As it turns out, Hitler did not commit suicide. In fact, he was killed in an attempt to do so by The Original Human Torch. Nazi scientists quickly striped a tiny strand of DNA from his corpse before Soviet forces stormed the bunker. As it turns out, its tough a shell to clone someone from a spec of dirt on their skin. So, as they cloned Hitler successfully, what came out was a semi-retarded Wannabe. Which as it turned out, would not be long. His genes receded and he melted into a pool of semi-formed skin.
- He was created in 1942 to replace Hitler in Nazi Government. After real Hitler's death, he became Der Führer, but a few years later, Chuck Norris forced him to retreat to a bunker. Unfortunately for Hitler, he was there with an awful guy named Fegelein who causes much trouble for him. Hitler always tries to kill him, but Fegelein escapes every time. Currently Hitler's clone is physically 65 years old and he was attacked by Fegelein 54,621 times.
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| - Although World War II saw the end of Hitler, it didn't spell the end of his legacy. As it turns out, Hitler did not commit suicide. In fact, he was killed in an attempt to do so by The Original Human Torch. Nazi scientists quickly striped a tiny strand of DNA from his corpse before Soviet forces stormed the bunker. As it turns out, its tough a shell to clone someone from a spec of dirt on their skin. So, as they cloned Hitler successfully, what came out was a semi-retarded Wannabe. In 1953 this new Hitler was finally as fully grown as a half ass clone could be, and took up the name Hate-Monger. He took a KKK hood and painted it, grabbed a water pistol, and vowed vengeance on America. As it turns out, security in New York wasn't good in 1953, because he managed to get in. However, Captain America was already fully aware of this clone thanks to Soviet informants, and this fake was quickly locked up for the rest of his life. Which as it turned out, would not be long. His genes receded and he melted into a pool of semi-formed skin. What a mess. "This stub article reminds me of my father... I hated my father." The Joker commands that you expand the content in this article immediately or he will use you to sharpen his pencil. Check out the FAQ for help on editing articles.
- He was created in 1942 to replace Hitler in Nazi Government. After real Hitler's death, he became Der Führer, but a few years later, Chuck Norris forced him to retreat to a bunker. Unfortunately for Hitler, he was there with an awful guy named Fegelein who causes much trouble for him. Hitler always tries to kill him, but Fegelein escapes every time. Currently Hitler's clone is physically 65 years old and he was attacked by Fegelein 54,621 times. Some worry that he might someday leave, and start another war. Others call the first people cry babies. This meeting resulted in a fight, and during this fight, Hitler's clone escaped, but then blew up for no apparent reason. He then rebuilt himself, and went back to hide for a few more years. He has left his bunker several times since that incident. He leaved bunker during Robotnik Wars to liberate Europe from RobotnikClause's dictatorship. This was almost an epic win for Hitler's clone but unfortunately King Harkinian stole his fame in the last moment. Since this Hitler's clone always plans a revenge plan which is always rejected by one of his officer. He also left bunker one time to falcon punch Barack Obama. He missed and had to escape. During The War of 2012, he successfully did it and escaped back to his bunker. 19 years later, strangely-colored water began dripping from the bunker, and Hitler's clone began to investigate it. Unfortunately, what he did not know was that the water was contaminated with the T-Virus. Hitler's clone was infected, and he turned into a zombie. He broke out of his bunker and spread his infection to all his minions, gaining a zombie army. Hitler's clone used this zombie army to do what nobody had done before: successfully defeat Chuck Norris. In the wake of the battle, Hitler's clone's army was utterly wiped out by Chuck Norris, and Hitler's clone himself was the last to fall. He self-destructed, finally defeating Chuck Norris in the process(?).
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