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Røros is one of the biggest cities in all of Norway. It is controlled by the evil entity Hufsa, which is another name for Satan. The city of Røros stretches all across the continent of Southern Trøndelag, which is the home of the rebellious moose mutants led by Captain "Show me a moose" Falcon. Røros mostly consists of ancient, rotting buildings (also known as "outhouses") which could be destroyed at any moment by a light wind blowing by. Because of this, Røros is at a constant war with Otto Jespersen and Bob the Builder, whom are both gods of the wind. The war is not going that well, seeing as Røros' population consists entirely of old, impotent men and 14 year old hookers.

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  • Røros is one of the biggest cities in all of Norway. It is controlled by the evil entity Hufsa, which is another name for Satan. The city of Røros stretches all across the continent of Southern Trøndelag, which is the home of the rebellious moose mutants led by Captain "Show me a moose" Falcon. Røros mostly consists of ancient, rotting buildings (also known as "outhouses") which could be destroyed at any moment by a light wind blowing by. Because of this, Røros is at a constant war with Otto Jespersen and Bob the Builder, whom are both gods of the wind. The war is not going that well, seeing as Røros' population consists entirely of old, impotent men and 14 year old hookers.
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  • Røros is one of the biggest cities in all of Norway. It is controlled by the evil entity Hufsa, which is another name for Satan. The city of Røros stretches all across the continent of Southern Trøndelag, which is the home of the rebellious moose mutants led by Captain "Show me a moose" Falcon. Røros mostly consists of ancient, rotting buildings (also known as "outhouses") which could be destroyed at any moment by a light wind blowing by. Because of this, Røros is at a constant war with Otto Jespersen and Bob the Builder, whom are both gods of the wind. The war is not going that well, seeing as Røros' population consists entirely of old, impotent men and 14 year old hookers. Recently, Terje Falconsight, the Grand Master of Røros (only second to Hufsa and Boba Fett) declared war on Orvos, the land of cheese and peanut butter. The reason for this is unknown, but there are rumors going around Norway that Joergen Neetplatz, the king of Orvos, farted during an honorary dinner in honor of Hufsa and her husband, Boba Fett. The only way to answer this action of deviance and utter disrespect, of course, is by burning Orvos and the surrounding lands of Glåmos and Nowhere to the ground and taking their women.
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