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| - Having an unhealthy fetish for voyeurism on herself, the nice old lady had installed a system security camera which recorded every movement within her household, coincidentally including that of Tweety Pie. When a policeman finally discovered the rotting carcass, he also discovered the security film which spanned the three months following the death of the nice old lady. After watching the whole recording, it struck him that it could be turned into a highly profitable venture. With the help of his friends Jimmy Neutron (still a fetus but a highly intelligent one) and Dexter (who was from the future looking and for a way to prevent the birth of Dee Dee), he managed to create the 2D cartoon of Tweety, basing each episode off the different convulsions and spams it suffered each day. He also a
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| - Having an unhealthy fetish for voyeurism on herself, the nice old lady had installed a system security camera which recorded every movement within her household, coincidentally including that of Tweety Pie. When a policeman finally discovered the rotting carcass, he also discovered the security film which spanned the three months following the death of the nice old lady. After watching the whole recording, it struck him that it could be turned into a highly profitable venture. With the help of his friends Jimmy Neutron (still a fetus but a highly intelligent one) and Dexter (who was from the future looking and for a way to prevent the birth of Dee Dee), he managed to create the 2D cartoon of Tweety, basing each episode off the different convulsions and spams it suffered each day. He also added the character "Slyvester", commonly mistaken as a cat, which was actually the walking carcass of the nice old lady, depicting what Tweety saw in its daily delusions. He then went to trade the show to Loony Tunes for a very large doughnut. Becoming an overnight sensation, the malnourished Tweety was displayed across newspapers all over the world and was put up for show in the middle of High Street and left there for another three months. After milking every last drop of celebrity from it, Loony Tunes gave Tweety to the nearest coal mine to perform its final job as a cave canary. Unfortunately being so used to breathing the fumes of a decaying carcass, it failed to die from a gas leak, causing the death of 69 miners. The manager then followed on to do what hard-core gamers refer to as "raping/n00b killing/backstabbing" Tweety accidentally 69 times with his revolver.
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