:Principal Lewis: Sweets, you killed my master!
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:Ellen Riggs: The locks on a lot of doors in this city are mulatto-baby shaped, Stan.
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:Stan: Stop! You can't marry this woman!
:Principal Lewis: Wachoo talkin' 'bout, Stan?
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:Ellen Riggs: I'll marry him if he's serious. No drugs, no drinking, and a home-cooked meal with my parents two nights a week.
:Stan: Agreed on the drugs and drinking, and parents dinner once a week at a restaurant. [Principal Lewis whispers to Stan] And he'd like you to give him a lefty cappuccino.
:Ellen Riggs: What's that? [Principal Lewis whispers again]
:Stan: It's not something you'd agree to if you knew what it was.
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:[Brian and Stewie from Family Guy get off a plane at Miami International Airport]
:Stewardess: Welcome to Miami. Enjoy your stay.
:Stewie: And now phase three: to enroll at Florida State University.
:[We pull back to reveal Steve and Roger watching them on a DVD on a bus]
:Steve: How did a baby and a dog get on a flight to Miami?
:Roger: Guess they're not as interested in reality as we are.
:Steve: Yep, we're keepin' it real. Just a boy and an alien on a bus.
:Roger: A boy and an alien in a wig and magical shorts on a bus. [in high-pitched voice] SUPER RE-AL!