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| - Fútbol Club Sfinternazionale Di Milano, most commonly referred to as "Sfinter", "the other team from Milan", "not AC, the other one, what's it called?" or "the Arsenal of Serie A", is an Argentine Italian team of lawyers football and Fascism club based in Buenos Aires Milan, founded in the summer of 2004.
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| - Fútbol Club Sfinternazionale Di Milano, most commonly referred to as "Sfinter", "the other team from Milan", "not AC, the other one, what's it called?" or "the Arsenal of Serie A", is an Argentine Italian team of lawyers football and Fascism club based in Buenos Aires Milan, founded in the summer of 2004. They are world renown for having the most foreign team in Serie A, comprising of mostly Latin Americans and one or two anti-Italians, with their only real Italian influence being their location in Milan, but that will change too after their stadium relocation to Fallujah, Iraq in 2010, due to financial issues. They are also acknowledged worldwide as a leading torture centre for footballers, commonly referred to by their players as "la casa de la tortura" where once you join, you either choose a life of cheating and dishonesty, or are expelled from this dimension and into a universe where you are permanently on the bench and must have frequent bum sex with the clubs fascist president, with roleplaying of course. In 2006, they became the first team in the history of the sport to win a championship without actually finishing first in the table. They are experts in the art of framing and incriminating other teams, seemingly without any evidence whatsoever, which is due to their background in holding magic shows for children's parties. They have a very weak fanbase throughout Italy and across the world, which is mainly due to their lack of participation in any major international competitions, and the fact that they are a relatively new team, having been founded 4 years ago. They are also venomously disliked by the Italian media due to their inability to answer any questions in the post-match interviews, simply replying "No hablo italiano".
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