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Unlike in most post-soviet countries, it is rumoured that politics do, in fact, exist within the jungles of Lithuania. Lithuanian politics are controlled by the two following ministries: the Ministry of Internal Swindles and the Ministry of External Swindles. The ultimate purpose of the politicians is to achieve World domination by exterminating all opposition and occasionally playing golf on thuesdays. The Lithuanian Academy of Political Science has developed a primitive and easy-to-understand system which is recognised and approved in this planet and beyond:

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  • Politics of Lithuania
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  • Unlike in most post-soviet countries, it is rumoured that politics do, in fact, exist within the jungles of Lithuania. Lithuanian politics are controlled by the two following ministries: the Ministry of Internal Swindles and the Ministry of External Swindles. The ultimate purpose of the politicians is to achieve World domination by exterminating all opposition and occasionally playing golf on thuesdays. The Lithuanian Academy of Political Science has developed a primitive and easy-to-understand system which is recognised and approved in this planet and beyond:
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  • Unlike in most post-soviet countries, it is rumoured that politics do, in fact, exist within the jungles of Lithuania. Lithuanian politics are controlled by the two following ministries: the Ministry of Internal Swindles and the Ministry of External Swindles. The ultimate purpose of the politicians is to achieve World domination by exterminating all opposition and occasionally playing golf on thuesdays. The Lithuanian Academy of Political Science has developed a primitive and easy-to-understand system which is recognised and approved in this planet and beyond: 1. * You should only say what they want to hear, then develop amnesia and deny everything. Leaving the country, changing your name and having a few minor plastic surgeries is also optional. 2. * You should form alliances with competitors against strong competitors against weak compethose with a hollywood smile. 3. * You should accuse your competitors of anything. Pedophilia works every time. After over-night success is achieved you should keep in mind these additional rules: 1. * You should deprive your follower of all money, pride and women. 2. * You should ruin all of their life before they ruin your own. 3. * You should ruin invite your competitors to play golf and not come. 4. * You must hate everything related to Russia, even if it means vodka. Soviet symbols are compared to Nazi symbols, because as a politician you have to hate citizens. Image:25fb1c079139e9537d5b73b093a5bb29500.jpg
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