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| - Arugula (also Eruca sativa, rucola, rugola, rocket plant, salad rocket, rucoli, rugula, colewort, roquette) is an edible annual plant. Harold Maybourne compared the Hallucinogenic plant to arugula which he hates. (SG1: "Paradise Lost")
- Arugula (more popularly known as "gay lettuce") is a vegetable grown as part of a liberal plot to make American dinners fancier and, thus, help the terrorists win. The plan is simple. While all Real Americans are flinching in disgust at this foppish plant, the terrorists will sneak in and kill them. Once believed to be unstoppable, Arugula infestation has been being treated recently with large amounts of crude oil spread on the lawns of homeowners worried about their children or neighbors becoming gay or gayer than they already are.
- Wikipedia Article About Arugula on Wikipedia Arugula (American English from Italian dialect-form arugula) or rocket (Commonwealth English < ME rokette < OFr roquette < Italian rochetta < Latin ērūca - a type of cabbage) is a type of leaf vegetable, and although often mistaken for a sort of lettuce, is in actual fact an herb, being a member of the mustard family. It is occasionally known by its French name roquette or various Italian names rucola or rughetta. Rocket is used as a food plant by the larvae of some Lepidoptera species including Garden Carpet.
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| - Arugula (also Eruca sativa, rucola, rugola, rocket plant, salad rocket, rucoli, rugula, colewort, roquette) is an edible annual plant. Harold Maybourne compared the Hallucinogenic plant to arugula which he hates. (SG1: "Paradise Lost")
- Wikipedia Article About Arugula on Wikipedia Arugula (American English from Italian dialect-form arugula) or rocket (Commonwealth English < ME rokette < OFr roquette < Italian rochetta < Latin ērūca - a type of cabbage) is a type of leaf vegetable, and although often mistaken for a sort of lettuce, is in actual fact an herb, being a member of the mustard family. It is occasionally known by its French name roquette or various Italian names rucola or rughetta. Scientifically, arugula consists of three species: Eruca sativa, Diplotaxis tenuifolia and Diplotaxis muralis. It has been grown as a vegetable in the Mediterranean area since the Roman times; it was considered to be an aphrodisiac. Still, it was not cultivated on a large scale and not scientifically researched until the 1990s. It was usually collected in the wild. Nowadays, it is cultivated in various places, especially in Veneto, and available throughout the world. Rocket is used as a food plant by the larvae of some Lepidoptera species including Garden Carpet. Rocket is especially used in salads, but also cooked as a vegetable with pasta or dry meat. In Italy, its use for pizzas is also common; in this case it is added only after baking. It is rich in vitamin C and iron.
- Arugula (more popularly known as "gay lettuce") is a vegetable grown as part of a liberal plot to make American dinners fancier and, thus, help the terrorists win. The plan is simple. While all Real Americans are flinching in disgust at this foppish plant, the terrorists will sneak in and kill them. Originally developed by the immoral minority as a part of their overarching agenda of global limpwristedification, the Arugula lettuce can grow to amazing size and has often been mistaken for the mythical tree mentioned by Jesus in the Bible. Recently a study conducted by minions of Ted Stevens showed that exceptionally large varieties of this plant are in fact used by terrorists and bears to hide their true motives from the American people — most notably those in the Moral Majority. The same technology used to detect the African Elephant was used in this study to detect the bears hiding among the lettuce plants and this has lead to widespread worry about what else might be hiding in the huge gay groves of this plant. Most often found in Blue States, the groves of this plant can achieve unbelievable size, on occasion covering the entire region in the gayest of gay. Once believed to be unstoppable, Arugula infestation has been being treated recently with large amounts of crude oil spread on the lawns of homeowners worried about their children or neighbors becoming gay or gayer than they already are. "It's the only way to stop it," said one source in Ohio while liberally applying crude oil to his yard and that of his next-door neighbor. "Thank God we have all this cheap oil from the Middle East that the Republicans have managed to secure for us. Otherwise this entire country would be awash in the gay."
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