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From a very young age, Charles became addicted to a dangerous substance. Cookies began to control his life. He had no control over his action while under the influence, which over time became basically at all times. Charles' speech was severely impaired over time and gave him a slur which he would never lose, and the toxic chemicals used to make cookies was making him lose the ability to filter what he said. He would often burst out in a blue streak at the most random and inappropriate times. People started to feel threatened my the "Cookie Monster", as his addiction was out of control. He was so bad he started robbing banks, breaking into peoples homes while the family were in bed, just to steal bags, boxes, even crumbs of cookies.

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  • From a very young age, Charles became addicted to a dangerous substance. Cookies began to control his life. He had no control over his action while under the influence, which over time became basically at all times. Charles' speech was severely impaired over time and gave him a slur which he would never lose, and the toxic chemicals used to make cookies was making him lose the ability to filter what he said. He would often burst out in a blue streak at the most random and inappropriate times. People started to feel threatened my the "Cookie Monster", as his addiction was out of control. He was so bad he started robbing banks, breaking into peoples homes while the family were in bed, just to steal bags, boxes, even crumbs of cookies.
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  • From a very young age, Charles became addicted to a dangerous substance. Cookies began to control his life. He had no control over his action while under the influence, which over time became basically at all times. Charles' speech was severely impaired over time and gave him a slur which he would never lose, and the toxic chemicals used to make cookies was making him lose the ability to filter what he said. He would often burst out in a blue streak at the most random and inappropriate times. People started to feel threatened my the "Cookie Monster", as his addiction was out of control. He was so bad he started robbing banks, breaking into peoples homes while the family were in bed, just to steal bags, boxes, even crumbs of cookies. While young, Charles started his career wrestling. He always enjoyed watching it on TV. He was a master at wrestling and always finished his opponent off with his famous "Cookie Lock". Despite being successful, he was later fired for doing cookies in the bathroom. "The Cookie Monster" as he was labeled by his friends would suffer from Tourette's Syndrome and Diabetes for the rest of his life, announced his doctor one morning in 1974. Feeling his life had no meaning any more the Cookie Monster shut himself away from the rest of the world with hundreds of rolls of oreos in his apartment home. Finally a beacon of light came down on the Cookie Monster. His long-time friend, the Count, agreed to give his buddy the help he needed. He later joined a pornagraphic tv show called Sesame Street where he could live his addictions to men and cookies. It was his appearance on this show that started the obesity epidemic in America. His passion for cookies spread over to his fans, where some children ate up to 97 cookies a day in order to emulate their hero.
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