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Wangst is angst, but taken too far. It is overblown and needlessly melodramatic. The word itself is a portmanteau of 'Wank' and 'Angst'. It is defined as "like angst, only more self-congratulatory. It's the 'I hate being a princess, nobody understands how heavy all these pretty dresses and jewels are, and I'm allergic to my pony!' kind of angst". It can also be called 'fanwank'. 'Wangst is masturbatory angst - the only one it pleases is yourself and no-one else gets any pleasure from it.' - Anonymous

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  • Wangst is angst, but taken too far. It is overblown and needlessly melodramatic. The word itself is a portmanteau of 'Wank' and 'Angst'. It is defined as "like angst, only more self-congratulatory. It's the 'I hate being a princess, nobody understands how heavy all these pretty dresses and jewels are, and I'm allergic to my pony!' kind of angst". It can also be called 'fanwank'. 'Wangst is masturbatory angst - the only one it pleases is yourself and no-one else gets any pleasure from it.' - Anonymous
  • A mixture of the words "woe" and "angst", wangst was created on the verse to perfectly explain all those tragically beautiful Sues with massive background stories full of tragedy and sorrow. In short, it's every suethor's dreamword.
  • Wangst or wanxiety is the condition by which a person has masturbated to the point of anxiety. Generally it takes an extended period of continual masturbation (eg at least once a day for a year or more) to bring on a wanxiety episode, but those accustomed to minimal to no masturbation may experience a wanxiety attack as quickly as three months. Those who suffer from wangst are usually teenage males who, through one way or another, find themselves single.
  • Wangst is angst, but taken too far. It is similar to urple in that it is overblown and needlessly melodramatic. The word itself is a portmanteau of 'Wank' and 'Angst'. It is defined by the Pottersues FAQ as "like angst, only more self-congratulatory. It's the 'I hate being a princess, nobody understands how heavy all these pretty dresses and jewels are, and I'm allergic to my pony!' kind of angst". It can also be called 'fanwank'. 'Wangst is masturbatory angst - the only one it pleases is yourself and no-one else gets any pleasure from it.' - Anonymous
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  • Wangst is angst, but taken too far. It is overblown and needlessly melodramatic. The word itself is a portmanteau of 'Wank' and 'Angst'. It is defined as "like angst, only more self-congratulatory. It's the 'I hate being a princess, nobody understands how heavy all these pretty dresses and jewels are, and I'm allergic to my pony!' kind of angst". It can also be called 'fanwank'. 'Wangst is masturbatory angst - the only one it pleases is yourself and no-one else gets any pleasure from it.' - Anonymous
  • A mixture of the words "woe" and "angst", wangst was created on the verse to perfectly explain all those tragically beautiful Sues with massive background stories full of tragedy and sorrow. In short, it's every suethor's dreamword.
  • Wangst or wanxiety is the condition by which a person has masturbated to the point of anxiety. Generally it takes an extended period of continual masturbation (eg at least once a day for a year or more) to bring on a wanxiety episode, but those accustomed to minimal to no masturbation may experience a wanxiety attack as quickly as three months. Those who suffer from wangst are usually teenage males who, through one way or another, find themselves single.
  • Wangst is angst, but taken too far. It is similar to urple in that it is overblown and needlessly melodramatic. The word itself is a portmanteau of 'Wank' and 'Angst'. It is defined by the Pottersues FAQ as "like angst, only more self-congratulatory. It's the 'I hate being a princess, nobody understands how heavy all these pretty dresses and jewels are, and I'm allergic to my pony!' kind of angst". It can also be called 'fanwank'. 'Wangst is masturbatory angst - the only one it pleases is yourself and no-one else gets any pleasure from it.' - Anonymous
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