"I shall become a minority!" Those words, spoken by Tommy Thompson to his shocked mother, began his long transformation. He would make himself more sympathetic, and therefore more electable. He needed to become a minority. But what kind? The idea then struck him. He would become the first retarded president! With that, he set about becoming retarded. He hopped on his motorcycle and began running repeatedly into walls. His mental capacity slowly began to shrink. Then he repeated the words "Aye es we tod ed," 150,000 times until he convinced himself of their truth. But something was still missing. He was far too handsome for the American people to elect him. So he had plastic surgery to make himself hideously ugly.
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| - "I shall become a minority!" Those words, spoken by Tommy Thompson to his shocked mother, began his long transformation. He would make himself more sympathetic, and therefore more electable. He needed to become a minority. But what kind? The idea then struck him. He would become the first retarded president! With that, he set about becoming retarded. He hopped on his motorcycle and began running repeatedly into walls. His mental capacity slowly began to shrink. Then he repeated the words "Aye es we tod ed," 150,000 times until he convinced himself of their truth. But something was still missing. He was far too handsome for the American people to elect him. So he had plastic surgery to make himself hideously ugly.
- Tommy Thompson served at the pleasure of the President as Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services from 2001 to 2005. Before that, he was the Republican Governor of Wisconsin. In 2008, he would like to be the next President. Good luck with that one, Tommy! Maybe if you're lucky, Fred Thompson will run, and you'll get some spill over from the name confusion. Tommy betrayed his party country by quitting his run for America's President on August 12, 2007. A guy who can quit so easily has no right to represent The Republican Party God's Favorite Religion America.
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| - "I shall become a minority!" Those words, spoken by Tommy Thompson to his shocked mother, began his long transformation. He would make himself more sympathetic, and therefore more electable. He needed to become a minority. But what kind? The idea then struck him. He would become the first retarded president! With that, he set about becoming retarded. He hopped on his motorcycle and began running repeatedly into walls. His mental capacity slowly began to shrink. Then he repeated the words "Aye es we tod ed," 150,000 times until he convinced himself of their truth. But something was still missing. He was far too handsome for the American people to elect him. So he had plastic surgery to make himself hideously ugly.
- Tommy Thompson served at the pleasure of the President as Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services from 2001 to 2005. Before that, he was the Republican Governor of Wisconsin. In 2008, he would like to be the next President. Good luck with that one, Tommy! Maybe if you're lucky, Fred Thompson will run, and you'll get some spill over from the name confusion. Tommy betrayed his party country by quitting his run for America's President on August 12, 2007. A guy who can quit so easily has no right to represent The Republican Party God's Favorite Religion America.
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