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Churchill is a town in Manitoba. Two things can be found in Churchill, cold and bears. This combinaison is one of the most horrific duos imaginable. Not only is it dangerous to set foot on Manitoba soil, it is terrifing to see that Churchill uses polar bears to attract tourists.

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  • Churchill (Canadian Town)
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  • Churchill is a town in Manitoba. Two things can be found in Churchill, cold and bears. This combinaison is one of the most horrific duos imaginable. Not only is it dangerous to set foot on Manitoba soil, it is terrifing to see that Churchill uses polar bears to attract tourists.
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  • Churchill is a town in Manitoba. Two things can be found in Churchill, cold and bears. This combinaison is one of the most horrific duos imaginable. Not only is it dangerous to set foot on Manitoba soil, it is terrifing to see that Churchill uses polar bears to attract tourists. The town of Churchill (in Manitoba) is literally a gigantic hill with a huge church-esque building on it. Churchill is attempting to brainwash everyone into thinking that the Church wants to kill them! Which, surveys say, 99% of people who have been to Churchill and have managed to survive it believe that the Church wishes to kill them. The 1% consists of Stephen Colbert, who is alone immune to the powers of the bears and of Churchill. This must be part of Manitoba's plan to cultivate bear-loving freaks. However they are attempting to shove their bear camaradery down Americans throats by telling them that bears can be nice to look at. They even bring innocent people on bear buses. These dangerous vehicles bring people into the wild where they are exposed to the polar bears' horrific presence.
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