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Johnny Foreigner invaded Poland in 1939, starting the Second World War. He did this because the Polish man took his towel off the sun lounger by the pool, which was totally unacceptable and "as everyone knows leaving your towel on a seat means you have reserved it". Johnny Foreigner was only defeated after five years of bloody war, thanks mostly to the stiff upper lip.

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  • Johnny Foreigner invaded Poland in 1939, starting the Second World War. He did this because the Polish man took his towel off the sun lounger by the pool, which was totally unacceptable and "as everyone knows leaving your towel on a seat means you have reserved it". Johnny Foreigner was only defeated after five years of bloody war, thanks mostly to the stiff upper lip.
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  • Johnny Foreigner invaded Poland in 1939, starting the Second World War. He did this because the Polish man took his towel off the sun lounger by the pool, which was totally unacceptable and "as everyone knows leaving your towel on a seat means you have reserved it". Johnny Foreigner was only defeated after five years of bloody war, thanks mostly to the stiff upper lip. Johnny Foreigner went on to invade Vietnam, which caused a war between two different Johnny Foreigners, and Kuwait in which Johnny Foreigner wanted other Johnny Foreigner's oil but the big rich Johnny Foreigner wasn't having any of it so decided to help Kuwait. Big rich Johnny Foreigner is now Britain's ally in the persecution of Johnny Foreigner for not owning any Weapons of Mass Destruction.
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