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An Entity of Type : dbkwik:resource/nzYBkXCtTuTQF8MwO07OZQ==, within Data Space : 134.155.108.49:8890 associated with source dataset(s)

Contributed by The Bartending School

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  • Kitchen Sink
  • Kitchen sink
rdfs:comment
  • Contributed by The Bartending School
  • Kitchen sinks are, in reality, actually portals to bears' secret underground lairs.Also, if you dump some of the liquid in the wikiality tubes down your kitchen sink, the bears will melt. Or at least they were, until a Wikinazi deleted my entry over at Wikipedia.
  • Finally, just as they were about to finish off the universal mysteries for all eternity, a fellow scientist pointed out one fatal flaw in the whole diagram: There was, in fact, no explanation for the common kitchen sink.
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  • Room
dcterms:subject
Tradeable
  • Yes
Unlock
  • No
furni
  • Kitchen Sink
Rarity
  • N
recyclable
  • Yes
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  • F-3612
Revision
  • 2091905(xsd:integer)
Date
  • 2007-06-17(xsd:date)
Member
  • Yes
DE
  • Küchenspüle
Name
  • Kitchen Sink
Type
  • Room Furniture
  • Floor
ImageSize
  • 190(xsd:integer)
Available
  • No
Line
  • Kitchen
Ru
  • Кухонная раковина
Cost
  • 380(xsd:integer)
Fr
  • L'Évier
Purpose
  • Decoration
Pt
  • Pia de Cozinha
ID
  • 75(xsd:integer)
  • 3612(xsd:integer)
ES
  • Fregadero de cocina
Motto
  • Everything but...
abstract
  • Contributed by The Bartending School
  • Finally, just as they were about to finish off the universal mysteries for all eternity, a fellow scientist pointed out one fatal flaw in the whole diagram: There was, in fact, no explanation for the common kitchen sink. "At first I just dismissed him," explained one scientist on the team. "But then I thought about it. No matter how hard we tried, we couldn't get the kitchen sink to fit into our theory. It was like trying to get a square peg into a round hole, except more complicated, across several different dimensions and involving higher math. I kept thinking, this is impossible, I'm just tired. We even got to explain the presence of Bush and the reason why celebrities haven't been killed off yet. But we hit a stumbling block, and fell."
  • Kitchen sinks are, in reality, actually portals to bears' secret underground lairs.Also, if you dump some of the liquid in the wikiality tubes down your kitchen sink, the bears will melt. Or at least they were, until a Wikinazi deleted my entry over at Wikipedia.
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