:Bob Todd: I'm gonna shoot that fat turd in the belly!
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:Customer: I'm all set on the beer but, random question, Do you sell watch batteries?
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:Stan: Even after all I said, you you still saved my life.
:Jeff: I didn't do it for you. I did it for Hayley. She's my wife, and if you're important to her, you're important to me. Personally, I think you're an ass.
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:Francine: Can it Growing Pains! Pick up a gun right this instant and send these toymakers to Hell!