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| - Written by Ponyo Fan, Team Seedrian Games 2.0, JellyfishJam38 (insert your name here if planning to edit, but keep this after your name!)
* (Open up to a building in Swiss City with tons of glowing lights. Everyone is partying and having a good time. SpongeBob has a lampshade on his head.)
* SpongeBob: Why, hellooooo, peopleeees!
* Sandy: Umm...
* Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! Why are you acting so crazy?
* SpongeBob: I dunno, Pat...Patrick...I think the punch might've...had a little kick to it...yeah.
* Sandy: Um, SpongeBob, that was wine.
* SpongeBob: I had...six...glasses...(passes out on floor)
* Patrick: That was weird.
* Sandy: Come on, let's go do something.
* (Sandy grabs Patrick's hand and carries him off to a bedroom, giggling.)
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| - Written by Ponyo Fan, Team Seedrian Games 2.0, JellyfishJam38 (insert your name here if planning to edit, but keep this after your name!)
* (Open up to a building in Swiss City with tons of glowing lights. Everyone is partying and having a good time. SpongeBob has a lampshade on his head.)
* SpongeBob: Why, hellooooo, peopleeees!
* Sandy: Umm...
* Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! Why are you acting so crazy?
* SpongeBob: I dunno, Pat...Patrick...I think the punch might've...had a little kick to it...yeah.
* Sandy: Um, SpongeBob, that was wine.
* SpongeBob: I had...six...glasses...(passes out on floor)
* Patrick: That was weird.
* Sandy: Come on, let's go do something.
* (Sandy grabs Patrick's hand and carries him off to a bedroom, giggling.)
* Patrick: Where are you taking m---say, what are we doing in here?
* Sandy: I just thought we needed some...alone time...(winks)
* Patrick: Oh, you don't mean...
* Sandy: Oh, I mean...
* Patrick: Sandy...I don't know if I'm ready.
* Sandy: (frowns) But I - I thought you loved me.
* Patrick: Sandy, it's not like that! I do love you! The thing is...it's my first time.
* Sandy: Well, it's mine too, but we should have it together, here, where we're in complete silence.
* Patrick: That reminds me, how come we can't hear the par ---
* Sandy: Soundproof doors, $25.
* Patrick: Ohh...
* Sandy: Now, come on.
* Patrick: Wait...how are we going to do this if you're wearing an air helmet?
* Sandy: Just get yourself a big gulp of water, swallow, and come in here.
* Patrick: Okay. (He does so.)
* (Patrick breathes into Sandy's air helmet, kissing her lips. They fall back together on the bed, but Patrick gets out the air helmet and takes another breath of water.)
* Patrick: Sorry...just needed to breathe.
* Sandy: It's fine, really.
* (Sandy begins to take her suit off while Patrick kisses her softly inside the air helmet. Cut to SpongeBob on the dance floor, awakening.)
* SpongeBob: Ohh...my head. (He begins to walk off, heading towards the bedroom. He hears giggling and listens in.) Oh man, oh man. They're doing....things... (shudders and moans, but continues to listen)
* (Frugrum walks by.)
* SpongeBob: Psst! Frugrum!
* Frugrum: What is it?
* SpongeBob: Come over here and listen into this door.
* Frugrum: Alright, I don't hear anything. Wait...I hear something...it sounds like Patrick...and Sandy...and they're...doing something...oh, Neptune, no! Are they doing what I think they're doing?
* SpongeBob: If the answer is "reproducing", then yes.
* (Frugrum goes off screen and vomits.)
* SpongeBob: What's the matter? Shouldn't you be happy for them?
* Frugrum: I am...it's just the other guys assigned me to sleep on that bed!
* SpongeBob: Ew.
* Sandy: That...was...amazing.
* Frugrum: She's so easily charmed.
* Patrick: Get out of our room! We're having private time! (They go under the covers)
* (Cut to the next day. Sandy and Patrick are near a monster and they are both wearing armor. Sandy stabs the monster, but then we hear a cracking sound. Sandy gulps)
* Patrick: What?
* Sandy: My armor broke! (We see that her armor has broken around the belly, which is bulging out)
* Patrick: Boy, if I knew squirrels got pregnant this easily...
* (They run from the monster, the blade still embedded in its back. It collapses in a pile of purple blood)
* (SpongeBob looks at his phone. A text from Sandy. "I'm pregnant. Uh-oh. xxxxx".)
* SpongeBob: SANDY'S PREGNANT! (looks around) Shit, everyone knows now. I'M COMING TO RESCUE YOU, SANDY!
* Unnamed Bartender Fish: One more beer?
* SpongeBob: Okay. I'll do it. (drinks beer) Ohhh... (collapses)
* (SpongeBob wakes up and looks at the phone again. Another text. "Baby's due in six weeks.")
* SpongeBob: Everytime I go to a party, something crazy, sexy or bad happens. And this is a mix of all three of them. I've gotta get to Sandy.
* SpongeBob's Brain: Do you always need an insight on someone's love life? Remember that one time when you were a kid where you tried to...
* SpongeBob: Don't freaking get me started on that!
* SpongeBob's Brain: Sorry. I remember you get upset about your childhood.
* (Poof!)
* Patrick: SpongeBob! SpongeBob! Did you hear I'm gonna be a fath ---
* SpongeBob: Sandy just texted me.
* Patrick: Well, did she tell you it's going to be in six ---
* SpongeBob: Six weeks, yeah. Wait, I've got an idea! Let's throw you a bachelor party!
* Patrick: A bach --- el, or party? What's a bach --- el --- or party?
* SpongeBob: Y'know --- something bachelors have.
* Patrick: Isn't that for people who're getting married?
* SpongeBob: You're getting married, right?
* Patrick: How would I do that?
* SpongeBob: Sigh. This is gonna take a while. Think back to high school, when you first met Sandy.
* Patrick: High school...high school...four years you think for sure, that's all you've got to endure...
* SpongeBob: Close enough. Now, let's get those marriage plans started.
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