Al has a longstanding feud with the Girl Scouts. He at some point sued the Girl Scouts, claiming there was a nail in his Thin Mint. He also states he slams the door in Girl Scouts' faces constantly. He similarly brought an action for an alleged bone in a butter cookie, which was referenced in 5x03. In "At the Zoo", Al is offered a box of macaroons by a Girl Scout, only to have them cruelly snatched away because he has no cash, and she won't give the "deadbeat" credit.
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| - Al has a longstanding feud with the Girl Scouts. He at some point sued the Girl Scouts, claiming there was a nail in his Thin Mint. He also states he slams the door in Girl Scouts' faces constantly. He similarly brought an action for an alleged bone in a butter cookie, which was referenced in 5x03. In "At the Zoo", Al is offered a box of macaroons by a Girl Scout, only to have them cruelly snatched away because he has no cash, and she won't give the "deadbeat" credit.
- When the UN banned the use of child labor, the Girl Scouts were devastated. They were forced to lay off 99.9% of their workforce, infuriating the organization's stock holders. They attempted to hire an adult workforce, but their marketing tactics were at a flaw due to the inferior levels of innocence and cuteness when compared to the child saleswomen, who could flawlessly sell overpriced cookies just by blinking twice and saying "please". Since then they have resorted to a voluntary unpaid internship, and have made record breaking profits thanks to the elimination of wages and parents who think that this internship will make their girl a better person.
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| - Al has a longstanding feud with the Girl Scouts. He at some point sued the Girl Scouts, claiming there was a nail in his Thin Mint. He also states he slams the door in Girl Scouts' faces constantly. He similarly brought an action for an alleged bone in a butter cookie, which was referenced in 5x03. In "At the Zoo", Al is offered a box of macaroons by a Girl Scout, only to have them cruelly snatched away because he has no cash, and she won't give the "deadbeat" credit.
- When the UN banned the use of child labor, the Girl Scouts were devastated. They were forced to lay off 99.9% of their workforce, infuriating the organization's stock holders. They attempted to hire an adult workforce, but their marketing tactics were at a flaw due to the inferior levels of innocence and cuteness when compared to the child saleswomen, who could flawlessly sell overpriced cookies just by blinking twice and saying "please". Since then they have resorted to a voluntary unpaid internship, and have made record breaking profits thanks to the elimination of wages and parents who think that this internship will make their girl a better person.
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