Samantha Tamania Anne Cecilia Mumbai Mumba Numba Five usually referred to as just "Samantha Mumba" or "Mumba" was born in Dublin, Ireland. She is a wannabe-singer and part time pole dancer. In 1999 Mumba married Miss Piggy in attempt to have a music career. They wed in a quiet mosque outside Birmingham where Ali G was the vicor. Mumba and now, MRS Piggy moved into a shack in Texas. One week after the marriage, Mrs Piggy was caught being fingered by Santa Claus. Mumba murdered her wife and took the high road to New York City where she found Def Jam Recordings founder, L.A. Reid who then heard her story and decided she was gangster enough to be signed to his label. She sold drugs for him and ended up becoming a celebrity prostitute making around $5,000,000 a year. L.A. Reid also helped her c
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| - Samantha Tamania Anne Cecilia Mumbai Mumba Numba Five usually referred to as just "Samantha Mumba" or "Mumba" was born in Dublin, Ireland. She is a wannabe-singer and part time pole dancer. In 1999 Mumba married Miss Piggy in attempt to have a music career. They wed in a quiet mosque outside Birmingham where Ali G was the vicor. Mumba and now, MRS Piggy moved into a shack in Texas. One week after the marriage, Mrs Piggy was caught being fingered by Santa Claus. Mumba murdered her wife and took the high road to New York City where she found Def Jam Recordings founder, L.A. Reid who then heard her story and decided she was gangster enough to be signed to his label. She sold drugs for him and ended up becoming a celebrity prostitute making around $5,000,000 a year. L.A. Reid also helped her c
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| - Samantha Tamania Anne Cecilia Mumbai Mumba Numba Five usually referred to as just "Samantha Mumba" or "Mumba" was born in Dublin, Ireland. She is a wannabe-singer and part time pole dancer. In 1999 Mumba married Miss Piggy in attempt to have a music career. They wed in a quiet mosque outside Birmingham where Ali G was the vicor. Mumba and now, MRS Piggy moved into a shack in Texas. One week after the marriage, Mrs Piggy was caught being fingered by Santa Claus. Mumba murdered her wife and took the high road to New York City where she found Def Jam Recordings founder, L.A. Reid who then heard her story and decided she was gangster enough to be signed to his label. She sold drugs for him and ended up becoming a celebrity prostitute making around $5,000,000 a year. L.A. Reid also helped her cover up Mrs Piggy's body by covering it in marmite and sending it around the world 10 times on a condom made boat. Mumba told the press that Mrs Piggy was away on business and that she and her had split up because Mrs Piggy cheated.
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