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| - According to God's True Word, the following are the worst 100* Songs About Seagulling ever made. Readers are required to have their sporks to hand. File:Worstlist.png The list of all-time worsts:
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* Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
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* Ways To Be Castrated
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* Weapons [ View • Discuss • Edit ] 103. "Get A Grip" - Semisonic 102. "Cum On, Feel The Noise" - Quiet Riot 101. "Does Your Spewing Cum Lose its Flavour on your Bedpost Overnight?" - Lonnie Donnigan Strangely titled 60s hit for the King of Skiffle. 100. "Come on Eileen" - Dexy's Midnight Runners Seminal release by Birmingham's finest. 99. "Let it Rain" - Tracy Chapman Often considered a one hit wonder, Tracy shocked her fans with this outpouring. 98. "Come On Over" - Shania Twain She sure feels like a woman. 97. "Spray Paint" - Black Flag 96. "Shoot from the Hip" - WASP 95. "Spill the Wine" - WAR (with Eric Burdon) 94. "Albatross" - Fleetwood Mac Massive hit for the Mac. 93. "Attack" - System Of A Down These boys are considered a real handful on the tour circuit. 92. "Sowing the Seeds of Love" - Tears for Fears 91. "Sticky Fingers" - The Rolling Stones 90. "Wankers Away" - The Vibe Merchants 89. "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?" - The Beatles Oi, Look Out! Along with Come Together (#3) and Happiness Is A Warm Gun, its clear what makes this the White Album. 88. "I Shot The Sheriff (But I Didn't Shoot No Deputy)" - Bob Marley & The Wailers Sometimes it isn't just enough of it for all. 87. "Wishing (If I Had A Photograph Of You)" - Flock of Seagulls 86. "It's All Over Now" - The Faces Pass me a towel. 85. "In Your Eyes" - Peter Gabriel Bullseye! 84. "I'm Sticking With You" - The Velvet Underground 83. "Give Yourself a Hand" - Crash Test Dummies 82. "Cikita Muz" - Ajdar Anik 81. "With My Little Ukelele In My Hand" - George Formby Hahaha....never touched me! 80. "Here Comes The Rain Again" - Eurythmics 79. "Jerk" - Kim Stockwood 78. "I Come From Nowhere" - Frank Zappa 77. "I'm So Excited" - The Pointer Sisters 76. "It's Raining Again" - Supertramp 75. "Tinkle, Tinkle, Tra-La-La!" - Traditional melody 74. "Taste It" - INXS 73. "The Rain Song" - Led Zeppelin One of two tracks for Lez Zeppelin, interestingly neither Whole Lotta Love nor Hats Off (to Roy Harper) made the list. 72. "Splish Splash" - Bobby Darin 71. "Catch" - Kosheen 70. "Come Fly With Me" - Frank Sinatra 69. "The Look of Love" - Dusty Springfield 68. "Get a Grip on Yourself" (album) - WANK 67. "The Element Of Surprise" - E 40 66. "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head." - Burt Bacharach & Hal David 65. "Love Is All Around" - Wet Wet Wet 64. "Trapped" - Circle Jerks 63. "Hey Man Nice Shot" - Filter 62. "November Rain" - Guns n' Roses Or any time of year, really. 61. "Don't Stop Me Now" - Queen 60. "Can't Get You Out Of My Head" - Kylie Minogue 59. "Hot Dog And A Shake" - David Lee Roth 58. "Come As You Are" - Nirvana 57. "Every Sperm Is Sacred" - Eric Idle 56. "I Love A Rainy Night" - Eddie Rabbitt "I love to feel the 'rain' on my face, taste the 'rain' on my lips." Rain. Suuuuure. 55. "Shakin' All Over" - Johnny Kidd and The Pirates 52. "Fountain Of Love" - Frank Zappa 51. "Johnny Hit and Run Paulene" - X 50. "Shoot to Thrill" - AC/DC 49. "Cloudbusting" - Kate Bush 48. "Crying in the Rain" - Whitesnake David Coverdale rocks out with a help from the little lady Tawny Kitten. 47. "Goo Goo Muck" - The Cramps 46. "Spoonful" - Cream 45. "When The Levee Breaks" - Led Zeppelin 44. "Shower of Love" - Monkeyshine 43. "Teenage Kicks" - The Undertones 42. "Georgia on my mind" - Ray Charles 41. "Drowning" - The English Beat 40. "The Scrotum Song" - Asylum Street Spankers 39. "Touching Me, Touching You" - Squeeze 38. "One Shot 2 Shot" - EMINEM 37. "You Wanted Someone To Play With" - Frankie Laine 36. "I'm Looking Forward To Joining You, Finally" - Nine Inch Nails 35. "Here Comes The Flood" - Peter Gabriel 34. "Caught With Your Pants Down" - AC/DC 33. "Taste of Rain...Why Kneel? - Clouddead Why indeed, why indeed. 32. "Beat Me" - Goo Goo Dolls 31. "It's Raining Men" - The Weather Girls It's raining manfat, more like. 30. "Surfing Bird" - Trashmen 29. "Flick Of The Wrist" - Queen 28. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" - Nirvana 27. "Let's Stick Together" - Bryan Ferry 26. "Big Shot" - The English Beat 25. "It's So Dirty" - Squeeze 24. "Come Down" - Bush 23. "Come To My Window" - Melissa Etheridge 22. "Splatter" - KMFDM 21. "The Harder They Come" - Jimmy Cliff 20. "Spank Thru" - Nirvana 19. "The Big Come Down" - Nine Inch Nails 18. "Ring of Fire" - Johnny Cash 17. "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" - Pat Benatar 16. "Big Balls" - AC/DC 15. "Under The Gun" - Circle Jerks 14. "Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair" - Rogers & Hammerstein 13. "Flood" - Tool 12. "Beat It" - Michael Jackson 11. "We Can Shoot You" - Frank Zappa 10. "Stuck on you" - The Commodores 9. "Jerk it Out" - The Caesars 8. "String Of Pearls" - Soul Asylum 7. "Close Your Eyes" - Goo Goo Dolls 6. "Slicker Drips" - The White Stripes 5. "Cum On Everybody" - EMINEM 4. "Purple Rain" - Prince Please... visit your physician regularly. 3. "Come Together" - The Beatles Right now... over... him. 2. "White Room" - Cream `Nuff said. 1. "I Ran" - A Flock of Seagulls "I ran... I ran so far away... I couldn't get away." And now you know from what.
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