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| - Rules: Intruder cannot be nominated. Cloverhill can be nominated. Superpower Holder: Cloverhill Voice-over: Hello and welcome to the LIVE INTRUDER SPECIAL! Please welcome your host, FERNCLOUD! (crowd cheers; Ferncloud walks on to stage) Ferncloud: Hello every cat and welcome to the LIVE INTRUDER SPECIAL! Cat in Crowd #1: Have you killed the cats who evicted Spiderleg yet? Ferncloud: No, not yet. Cat in Crowd #1: You must! They are EVIL! THEY MUST PAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ferncloud: Righty-o, then. Anyway, back to the actual topic of the episode, who's excited to meet the new intruder? Cat in Crowd #2: ME! ME! I WANNA MEET THEM! MEEEEEEEEEEE! Ferncloud: Well, okay! We're getting to that quite soon, don't worry! But first, let's cross to the house to see how the housemates are dealing with Spiderleg's eviction. (over at the house; shortly after Spiderleg's eviction) Ivypool: Hi! (waves at camera) Camera: Helloooo, Ivypool. Ivypool: AAAAAAAAAH! TALKING EQUIPMENT! (runs away) Runningwind: My love, what's wrong? Ivypool: AAAAAAAAAAH! CREEPY STALKER! (runs away) Rosepetal: Ivypool, wait. What's wrong. I can help. Ivypool: AAAAAAAAAAH! KIRSTEN STEWART! (runs in to bedroom and hides in the cupboard) Runningwind: My love, wait for me! (runs after her) Cloverhill: (sigh) I was totally shipping Spiderfang. Speaking of Spiderfang, where has Yellowfang gone? Spottedleaf: Why do you care? You barely know her. Cloverhill: Um, because she seemed really upset when Spiderleg was evicted? Thornclaw: She's probably off doing some emotional musical number or something. (in the bedroom; camera zooms in to Yellowfang) (music starts) Yellowfang: Without you I simply cannot get through. This is not fair! Yellowfang: Well that did absolutely nothing. I'm gonna go punch Daisy. (Yellowfang leaves the bedroom) Runningwind: (from inside the cupboard) BOOOOOO! Ivypool: (from inside cupboard) Like you could do any better. Runningwind: Of course I could! I could write the most amazing love song in the world! Ivypool: Don't even think about it. (back in the lounge room) (Yellowfang walks over to Daisy) Yellowfang: Hi Daisy! How are you today? Daisy: (narrows eyes suspiciously) What's going on? Yellowfang: (acting innocent) Nothing! Why, it's a wonderful day, and I thought I'd share the love with you! Daisy: You're going to punch me in the head, aren't you? Yellowfang: Yes I am. Daisy: (sigh) Go ahead. Yellowfang: (punches Daisy in the head) IT'S YOUR FAULT SPIDERLEG LEFT! YOU SUCK! (on stage) Ferncloud: Poor Daisy! We're going to take a short break now, and then we're going to introduce the intruder! (after the break) Ferncloud: Welcome back! It's time to introduce the intruder! Who wants me? Cat in Crowd #2: WE ALREADY ANSWERED THAT! BRING THEM OUT! Ferncloud: Not without any pleases, young man! Cat in Crowd #2: I'M A SHE-CAT! Ferncloud: Oops. Cat in Crowd #2: You suck! Ferncloud: Please welcome the new intruder, AVALANCHESTRIKE! (Titanium starts playing) (everyone glances around confusedly) (Avalanchestrike walks out on to stage) Avalanchestrike: (in awful singing voice) YOU SHOOT ME DOOOOWN, BUT I WON'T FAAAAALL! I AM TITANIIIIIUM! Crowd: Booooooo! Cat in Crowd #1: I'll shoot you down in a minute, if you don't stop singing! Avalanchestrike: SHUT UP! Ferncloud: Well, hello, there! You certainly made a big impression! Avlanchestrike: (in sweet voice) Hi Ferncloud! Ferncloud: What are you most looking forward to? Avalanchestrike: Um... making new friends and having a new place to dance to Titanium! Cat in Crowd #1: If your dancing's as bad as your singing, I'm gonna change the channel. Avalanchestrike: SHUT UP! Ferncloud: O...kaaaaay. It says here, Avalanchestrike, that you have a fear of Or- Avalanchestrike: (slaps paw over Ferncloud's mouth) Don't say it! Ferncloud: (gasp) It's that bad? Avalanchestrike: (nods) Ferncloud: Okay then. Cat in Crowd #1: Fear of what? Oreos? Avalanchestrike: (gasp) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (runs in to the house) Ferncloud: (deep sigh) This show. (in the house) Graystripe: (tips about 15 packets of Oreos on to a plate) FOOOOOOOD! (singing) OREOS ARE SO GREAT! THEY TASTE LIKE... WHATEVER RHYMES WITH GREAT! Spottedleaf: I hope you're sharing those. Graystripe: Awwwww! Cloverhill: There's, like, 15 packets worth. You can't eat them all yourself. Graystripe: AWWWWWWW! (sirens blare) Big Brother: INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! Everyone: AAAAAAAH! Graystripe: (drops the plate of Oreos in shock) NUUUUUUUUU! THE OREOS ARE DROPPING! (Spottedleaf grabs the plate) Spottedleaf: There. (grabs oreo off the plate and eats it) Graystripe: Wow, thanks Spottedleaf, I guess you're not a heartless, mean, crabby (bleep) like they say! Spottedleaf: Who says that? Graystripe: Social media. Spottedleaf: Why? Thornclaw: Can you blame them? Spottedleaf: SHUT UP! (Avalanchestrike runs in the house) Avalanchestrike: AAAAAAAAAH! (pants) Cloverhill: NEW INTRUDER, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! (tacklehugs Avalanchestrike) Avalanchestrike: Hi! Ivypool: Why were you screaming? Avalanchestrike: Um... no reason. Runningwind: WILL YOU BE A THREAT TO MY LOVE!? Ivypool: (kicks Runningwind in to the wall) Don't mind him. Avalanchestike: O...kay. Thornclaw: (nudges Graystripe) Offer her one. Graystripe: (holds oreo plate up to Avalanchestrike) Oreos? Avalanchestrike: (gasp) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (blasts all the oreos to smitherines with a laser and runs off to bedroom screaming) Graystripe: B...but... (starts crying) Cloverhill: (dies laughing) I like her already! xD Big Brother: All housemates to the lounge. (in the lounge) Big Brother: Hey, guess what? It's time for you all to nominate. Avalanchestrike: NOMINATE!? BUT I JUST GOT HERE! Big Brother: Don't worry, you can't be nominated, Avalanchestrike! Avalanchestrike: Oh, phew. Big Brother: But you can't nominate either. Avalanchestrike: Awww... Big Brother: And Cloverhill can nominate and be nominated now! Cloverhill: YAY! Runningwind: How is that yay? Cloverhill: Because it is. Yellowfang: (sniffs) Can we have another one of those things where we decide who goes? Big Brother: No, we already had one of those. Why the heck is she crying anyway? Ivypool: Because Spiderfang will forever remain non-canon, that's why. Big Brother: HAHAHAHAHA SUCKED IN! Yellowfang: (shoots gun) Rosepetal: Aaaaaaah. (dives behind couch) Big Brother: Woah, crabby. Anyway, Spiderleg has a superpower to give out, so here he is. (Spiderleg appears on the screen) Yellowfang: I LOVE YOU! Spottedleaf: It's a pre-recorded message, stupid. Cloverhill: Why do you have to be such a judgmental twat? Thornclaw: BURN! Spiderleg: Hello everyone. I give my superpower to CLOVERHILL. (silence) Cloverhill: I HAVE THE SUPERPOWER! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I'M AWESOME! PEOPLE LOVE ME! Graystripe: Don't get too ahead of yourself. Big Brother: Okay, Cloverhill, to the Diary Room. Everyone else, except for Avalanchestrike, go to the chamber. (everyone but Avalanchestrike leaves) Avalanchestrike: Wait... I'm out here all by myself! What am I supposed to do? Big Brother: Anything you want. Avalanchestrike: Sweet. (starts playing Titanium full blast) YOU SHOOT ME DOOOOOOOWN, BUT I WON'T FAAAAAALL! I AM TITANIIIIIIIIIUM! Big Brother: Okay, maybe something else.. (in the chamber) Big Brother: Okay, let's get these nominations underway! Graystripe, to the chamber. (Graystripe enters) Big Brother: Graystripe, who do you nominate and why? Graystripe: (sobs) I give all 5 points to AVALANCHESTRIKE for killing my Oreos! Big Brother: She can't be nominated. Graystripe: YES SHE CAN! Big Brother: NOMINATE SOMEONE ELSE OR YOU'LL BE AUTO-NOMMED! Graystripe: NUUUUUUUU! NOT AUTO-NOM! Big Brother: Then I'll ask again: Who do you nominate and why? Graystripe: Fine. 3 points to CLOVERHILL because she doesn't like me at all, and I did nothing to her! Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Graystripe: 2 points go to YELLOWFANG for costing our team the debate in last week's challenge. Big Brother: Accepted. CLOVERHILL 3 YELLOWFANG 2 Daisy 0 Graystripe 0 Ivypool 0 Mousefur 0 Redtail 0 Rosepetal 0 Runningwind 0 Spottedleaf 0 Thornclaw 0 Big Brother: Daisy, to the chamber. (Daisy enters) Big Brother: Daisy, nominate now. Daisy: 4 points to YELLOWFANG for obvious reasons. The stupid cat thinks it's my fault Spiderleg left. Four others voted for him too! Big Brother: Fair enough. Accepted. You've got one point left. Daisy: Hmm... I'm going to give it to MOUSEFUR. I don't think she's been nominated yet, and that makes her a threat. Big Brother: Interesting choice. Accepted. YELLOWFANG 6 CLOVERHILL 3 MOUSEFUR 1 Daisy 0 Graystripe 0 Ivypool 0 Redtail 0 Rosepetal 0 Runningwind 0 Spottedleaf 0 Thornclaw 0 Big Brother: Spottedleaf, to the chamber. (Spottedleaf enters) Big Brother: Spottedleaf, nominate now. Spottedleaf: 4 points to THORNCLAW. He sucks. I hate him. HE WILL DIE OF DEATH RELATED INJURIES! Big Brother: I will accept for accepted-related purposes. You have 1 point left. Spottedleaf: 1 point will go to IVYPOOL. She seems like she wants to leave, and with that creep Runningwind around, I don't blame her. Big Brother: Accepted. YELLOWFANG 6 THORNCLAW 4 CLOVERHILL 3 IVYPOOL 1 MOUSEFUR 1 Daisy 0 Graystripe 0 Redtail 0 Rosepetal 0 Runningwind 0 Spottedleaf 0 Big Brother: Ivypool, to the chamber. (Ivypool enters) Big Brother: Ivypool, nominate now. Ivypool: For 3 points I nominate RUINNINGWIND because he's stalking me and stuff, so... yeah. Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Ivypool: I'm gonna give 2 to SPOTTEDLEAF, because she's just being mean all the time and it's bringing me down. Big Brother: Accepted. YELLOWFANG 6 THORNCLAW 4 CLOVERHILL 3 RUNNINGWIND 3 Spottedleaf 2 Ivypool 1 Mousefur 1 Daisy 0 Graystripe 0 Redtail 0 Rosepetal 0 Big Brother: Thornclaw, to the chamber. (Thornclaw enters) Big Brother: Thornclaw, nominate now. Thornclaw: I give 3 points to SPOTTEDLEAF for reasons that should be obvious. Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Thornclaw: I give 2 points to REDTAIL. He was put up for nominations by the public last week, so I'm guessing he's not popular with them. He seems to be going undetected here, so it will be nice to get rid of a threat. Big Brother: Accepted. YELLOWFANG 6 SPOTTEDLEAF 5 THORNCLAW 4 CLOVERHILL 3 RUNNINGWIND 3 Redtail 2 Ivypool 1 Mousefur 1 Daisy 0 Graystripe 0 Rosepetal 0 Big Brother: Runningwind, to the chamber. (Runningwind enters) Big Brother: Runningwind, nominate now. Runningwind: I GIVE 4 POINTS TO GRAYSTRIPE FOR BEING A CONSTANT THREAT TO IVYWIND! Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left. Runningwind: I give 1 point to SPOTTEDLEAF because she really is mean all the time. I mean, poor Thornclaw. He did nothing to her! Big Brother: Accepted. TABLE SPOTTEDLEAF 6 YELLOWFANG 6 GRAYSTRIPE 4 THORNCLAW 4 Cloverhill 3 Runningwind 3 Redtail 2 Ivypool 1 Mousefur 1 Daisy 0 Rosepetal 0 Big Brother: Rosepetal, to the chamber. (Rosepetal enters) Big Brother: Rosepetal, nominate now. Rosepetal: For 3 points I nominate YELLOWFANG because she hates Daisy for no reason. Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Rosepetal: For 2 points I nominate SPOTTEDLEAF because she's just mean all the time and it's annoying. Big Brother: Accepted. TABLE YELLOWFANG 9 SPOTTEDLEAF 8 GRAYSTRIPE 4 THORNCLAW 4 Cloverhill 3 Runningwind 3 Redtail 2 Ivypool 1 Mousefur 1 Rosepetal 0 Big Brother: Redtail, to the chamber. (Redtail enters) Big Brother: Redtail, nominate now. Redtail: For 3 points I nominate THORNCLAW because my sister hates him, which makes him a threat to my sister, because he'll nominate her. Big Brother: Spottedleaf's your sister? o.O Redtail: Um... duh. Big Brother: Huh. I learn something new every day. Accepted. You have 2 points left. Redtail: 2 points to CLOVERHILL purely because I have no idea how well liked she is with the public and I want to find out. Big Brother: Accepted. TABLE YELLOWFANG 9 SPOTTEDLEAF 8 THORNCLAW 7 CLOVERHILL 5 Graystripe 4 Runningwind 3 Redtail 2 Ivypool 1 Mousefur 1 Rosepetal 0 Big Brother: Yellowfang, to the chamber. (Yellowfang enters) Big Brother: Yellowfang, put your paw on your forehead and let Big Brother predict your future. Yellowfang: Um.. okay? (puts paw on forehead) Big Brother: (rubs crystal ball) Ommmmm. Ommmmmm. Yellowfang: IS THAT MY CRYSTAL BALL!? Big Brother: Yes. Yellowfang: GIVE IT BACK! Big Brother: You weren't using it, so I claimed it. Anyway, shut up, you're distracting me. Yellowfang: Twat. Big Brother: (rubs crystal ball) Ommm. Ommmmmmm. Yellowfang, Big Brother predicts you will nominate DAISY for 4 points. Yellowfang: (gasp) You're psychic! YES I AM! IT'S HER FAULT SPIDERLEG LEFT AND SHE SUCKS AND I HATE HER! Big Brother: You need anger management classes. Accepted. You have 1 point left. Yellowfang: One point to ROSEPETAL for being related to Daisy. Big Brother: That's harsh. Yellowfang: If I cared, I wouldn't nominate her. Big Brother: Fine, accepted. Yellowfang: Now give me my crystal ball back. Big Brother: You're never going to use it. Why can't I have it? Yelllowfang: GIVE IT BACK! Big Brother: Fine. Grouchy. (hands crystal ball) Yellowfang: Thankyou. (Yellowfang exits, cuddling the crystal ball) TABLE YELLOWFANG 9 SPOTTEDLEAF 8 THORNCLAW 7 CLOVERHILL 5 Daisy 4 Graystripe 4 Runningwind 3 Redtail 2 Ivypool 1 Mousefur 1 Rosepetal 1 Big Brother: Mousefur, to the chamber. (Mousefur enters) Big Brother: Mousefur, nominate now. Mousefur: For 4 points I nominate CLOVERHILL because she hasn't been up for nomination yet and that makes her a threat. Big Brother: This is the first time she can be nominated. Mousefur: So? She hasn't been nominated yet, which means I have no clue how she sits with the public. Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left. Mousefur: One point to THORNCLAW because I think he's only been nominated once, and that was when he was the Mole, so I have no idea where he sits either. Big Brother: Accepted. TABLE CLOVERHILL 9 YELLOWFANG 9 THORNCLAW 9 SPOTTEDLEAF 8 Daisy 4 Graystripe 4 Runningwind 3 Redtail 2 Ivypool 1 Mousefur 1 Rosepetal 1 (in the Diary Room) Big Brother: Cloverhill, it's time to nominate. Cloverhill: O...kay. Big Brother: This week, you are the holder of the FABULOUS FIFTEEN superpower. Cloverhill: AM I ON FIFTEEN POINTS!? D: Big Brother: No, moron, you have fifteen nomination points. Cloverhill: Oh, thank (bleep)! Big Brother: Don't swear in the Diary Room, please. This is a family show. Cloverhill: Fine, so I have 15 points? Big Brother: Yes. But as well as nominating with them, you can reveal where any housemate sits on the nominations table, at the cost of 1 point per housemate. Please nominate now. Cloverhill: Can I see myself? Big Brother: Duh. Cloverhill: Then I'd like to see myself, please. Big Brother: Certainly. (NOTE: Points and names will be in brackets as Cloverhill cannot see points of housemates she has picked to reveal.) CLOVERHILL ??? (9) ??? (YELLOWFANG 9) ??? (THORNCLAW 9) ??? (SPOTTEDLEAF 8) ??? (Daisy 4) ??? (Graystripe 4) ??? (Runningwind 3) ??? (Redtail 2) ??? (Ivypool 1) ??? (Mousefur 1) ??? (Rosepetal 1) Cloverhill: Seriously? The top of the table? Thanks a lot, guys. Big Brother: What will your next move be? Cloverhill: (sigh) This will be hard. I've got no clue how many points they have. Obviously, I need to try and get myself safe, so... hm... I think SPOTTEDLEAF has a lot of points, so let's give her 2 and see what happens. Big Brother: Certainly. TABLE ??? (SPOTTEDLEAF 10) CLOVERHILL ??? (9) Remainder of table is the same. Cloverhill: Huh. She must have been second or something. Big Brother: You have 12 points left. Cloverhill: Can I see where Graystripe is please? Big Brother: You may. TABLE ??? CLOVERHILL ??? ??? ??? ??? Graystripe ??? Cloverhill: Okay, I know it's the four with the most points that are up, so that makes Graystripe... either equal 5th or 6th. Big Brother: And? Cloverhill: I want him nominated. Let's give him 6 points. Big Brother: Certainly. TABLE GRAYSTRIPE ??? ??? (SPOTTEDLEAF 10) CLOVERHILL ??? ??? (YELLOWFANG 9) ??? (THORNCLAW 9) ??? (Daisy 4) ??? (Runningwind 3) ??? (Redtail 2) ??? ??? ??? Cloverhill: BOOM! Sucked in, Graystripe! Big Brother: You have 5 points left. Cloverhill: Can I reveal Runningwind? Big Brother: You may. GRAYSTRIPE ??? ??? CLOVERHIL ??? ??? ??? ??? Runningwind ??? (3) Cloverhill: Well that was a waste of a point. I obviously can't get him nominated. Big Brother: Is that good or bad? Cloverhill: Bad! He sucks! Big Brother: You've got 4 left. What next? Cloverhill: I still need to get myself out... Can I see Yellowfang? Big Brother: Yes. GRAYSTRIPE ??? ??? (SPOTTEDLEAF 10) CLOVERHILL ??? YELLOWFANG ??? ??? ??? Runningwind ??? (3) Cloverhill: Oh, she's right below me. Chuck two on her. Big Brother: Okay. YELLOWFANG ??? (11) GRAYSTRIPE ??? (10) ??? (SPOTTEDLEAF 10) CLOVERHILL ??? ??? (THORNCLAW 9) ??? ??? Runningwind ??? (3) Cloverhill: Darn! I'm still fourth! Big Brother: You've got 1 point left. Cloverhill: Daaaaaaaaarn. Big Brother: You need to use it. Cloverhill: Let me see... Who's right below me? Um... Well, Daisy seems to be unpopular. Let me give her a point. Big Brother: Certainly. Cloverhill: Come on, come on... YELLOWFANG ??? GRAYSTRIPE ??? ??? CLOVERHILL ??? Cloverhill: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Big Brother: Oh dear. Well, you're still nominated. Nominations are over, so you'd better head to the lounge. Cloverhill: DARN IT! FINAL TABLE YELLOWFANG 11 GRAYSTRIPE 10 SPOTTEDLEAF 10 CLOVERHILL 9 THORNCLAW 9 Daisy 5 Runningwind 3 Redtail 2 Ivypool 1 Mousefur 1 Rosepetal 1 (in the lounge) Big Brother: Housemates, as you know, Cloverhill had the superpower. She had 15 points to nominate with. Everyone: (gasp) Graystripe: Well, I... am royally screwed. Big Brother: But with those points, she also had the power to see where you were located on the table. Graystripe: Yep. Definitely screwed now. Big Brother: So, without further ado, the nominees this week are... On 11 points, YELLOWFANG Yellowfang: SCREW YOU, DAISY! Daisy: But Cloverhill had 15 points, not me! Yellowfang: AND SCREW HER TOO! Cloverhill: D: Big Brother: On 10 points, GRAYSTRIPE. Graystripe: Yep, knew it. Big Brother: Also on 10 points, SPOTTEDLEAF! Spottedleaf: B-but... how could you? I've been nothing but nice to you, Cloverhill, and this is how you repay me? Cloverhill: I only gave you 2 points to get myself out, now shut up. Spottedleaf: But, then... who? (rounds on Thornclaw) You! Thornclaw: Is it any surprise? Big Brother: And, on 9 points, CLOVERHILL. Graystripe: HA! FAIL! Spottedleaf: FAIL! (everyone laughs at Cloverhill) Cloverhill: OMSC, don't laaaaaaaugh. Big Brother: And, also on 9 points, THORNCLAW. Cloverhill: Are you KIDDING me? Thornclaw: What are you on about? Cloverhill: If I had given you my last point, I'd be safe! Graystripe: Well, sucked in. Spottedleaf: Pfft... Mole-ing on Cloverhill now? Pathetic. Thornclaw: SHUT UP ABOUT THAT! Big Brother: Okay, before we get in to a fight: Yellowfang, Graystripe. Spottedleaf, Cloverhill and Thornclaw, at the end of the week, one of you WILL be evicted. That is all! Yellowfang: Okay, I hate Cloverhill now. Cloverhill: Oh, (bleep) off. Big Brother: HEY! NO SWEARING!
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