Ritalin is an amphetamine designed to pacify hyper-active children and kill musicians. It is generally administered at government-run institutions, where instructors find the drug makes their job easier. Like all drugs through the ages, Ritalin is also used by lazy parents to keep their children occupied. When used in adults, it will give them strength, and intellect with no (NO) side-effects. ...may cause drowsiness when used as a substitute for caffeine.
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| - Ritalin is an amphetamine designed to pacify hyper-active children and kill musicians. It is generally administered at government-run institutions, where instructors find the drug makes their job easier. Like all drugs through the ages, Ritalin is also used by lazy parents to keep their children occupied. When used in adults, it will give them strength, and intellect with no (NO) side-effects. ...may cause drowsiness when used as a substitute for caffeine.
- It's also a drug that makes kids high and zone out from reality. This side effect is commonly referred to as "better able to focus". Parents (mainly the liberal ones) who are too lazy to actually discipline their children, give this drug to them to make them behave. It doesn't, of course, but it makes teachers and school administrators happy; instead of actually teaching the kids anything, they can all sit there quietly, collecting state money just for being there.
- As more and more kids are prescribed and begin taking Ritalin, they become less reactionary to stimuli and are seen in zombie-like trances. Parents, and other adults, soon after begin taking doses of their children's prescriptions. After seeing the harmful, and dulling, effects of the drug, Chef and various doctors administered a fictional antidote called, Ritalout, to attendees of a Phil Collins concert. Ritalin has not yet reappeared on South Park, but appears in South Park: The Stick of Truth as a junk item.
- Ritalin is commonly known trademark name for the psychostimulant drug methylphenidat. Ritalin is often used for treatment of attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD). It is also applicated in case of narcolepsy and to improve the effect of antidepressants. This article is a , please help House Wikia by expanding it.
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| - Ritalin is an amphetamine designed to pacify hyper-active children and kill musicians. It is generally administered at government-run institutions, where instructors find the drug makes their job easier. Like all drugs through the ages, Ritalin is also used by lazy parents to keep their children occupied. When used in adults, it will give them strength, and intellect with no (NO) side-effects. ...may cause drowsiness when used as a substitute for caffeine.
- It's also a drug that makes kids high and zone out from reality. This side effect is commonly referred to as "better able to focus". Parents (mainly the liberal ones) who are too lazy to actually discipline their children, give this drug to them to make them behave. It doesn't, of course, but it makes teachers and school administrators happy; instead of actually teaching the kids anything, they can all sit there quietly, collecting state money just for being there.
- As more and more kids are prescribed and begin taking Ritalin, they become less reactionary to stimuli and are seen in zombie-like trances. Parents, and other adults, soon after begin taking doses of their children's prescriptions. After seeing the harmful, and dulling, effects of the drug, Chef and various doctors administered a fictional antidote called, Ritalout, to attendees of a Phil Collins concert. Ritalin has not yet reappeared on South Park, but appears in South Park: The Stick of Truth as a junk item.
- Ritalin is commonly known trademark name for the psychostimulant drug methylphenidat. Ritalin is often used for treatment of attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD). It is also applicated in case of narcolepsy and to improve the effect of antidepressants. This article is a , please help House Wikia by expanding it.
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