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Darth Jawa II, also known as Darth Jawa the Mad, was the insane clone of Darth Jawa who was created to rule over the Jawa clans in the event of his creator's demise. Prior to his death, the elder Darth gave his clone Jawa Juice, then died after his appendix ruptured. When the clone drank the stuff, he went crazy, fleeing into exile on the Unknown planet for three years. He became insane and still imagines his two 'imaginary' friends Bert and Ernie. He was a Sith to be reckoned with and may still be now. He was very skilled with a lightsaber and the use of the Dark Side.

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  • Darth Jawa II
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  • Darth Jawa II, also known as Darth Jawa the Mad, was the insane clone of Darth Jawa who was created to rule over the Jawa clans in the event of his creator's demise. Prior to his death, the elder Darth gave his clone Jawa Juice, then died after his appendix ruptured. When the clone drank the stuff, he went crazy, fleeing into exile on the Unknown planet for three years. He became insane and still imagines his two 'imaginary' friends Bert and Ernie. He was a Sith to be reckoned with and may still be now. He was very skilled with a lightsaber and the use of the Dark Side.
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  • After Darth Elmo died
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  • Yellow
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  • Sith Order *Club Desann *Himself
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  • Unknown
Name
  • Darth Jawa II
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  • Midget clone
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  • *Darth Jawa *Desann
Birth
  • The day he was cloned DUH
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  • Darth Jawa II, also known as Darth Jawa the Mad, was the insane clone of Darth Jawa who was created to rule over the Jawa clans in the event of his creator's demise. Prior to his death, the elder Darth gave his clone Jawa Juice, then died after his appendix ruptured. When the clone drank the stuff, he went crazy, fleeing into exile on the Unknown planet for three years. He became insane and still imagines his two 'imaginary' friends Bert and Ernie. He was a Sith to be reckoned with and may still be now. He was very skilled with a lightsaber and the use of the Dark Side. Later in his life he became a member of the exclusive club: Club Desann after being apprenticed to the fat lizard of the same name, unaware that the club was full of rapists. He couldn't care less anyway if he knew. He led the club in an epic battle between them and Club Kyle, created by God during his exile as a mortal Human. His arch nemesis was Mr Ugnaught and after he spilled hot coffee on Desann's crotch, he turned renegade.
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