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The Republic of Equatorial Mobil™, formerly known as Equatorial Guinea, is a dictatorship Banana Republic democratic republic of central western Africa. Everything within the borders of Equatorial Mobil is completely owned benefited by Exxon Mobil. The country is often called "Capitalism Africa in miniature" because of its rampant capitalism cultural diversity. Evil Benevolent CEO Leader Rex Tillerson exploits cares for the citizens of and as a result they despise love him. It is believed by many that the only reason Exxon Mobil bought Equatorial Guinea was for the massive deposits of oil benefit of the citizens in the country. The national plant is the money tree.

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  • Equatorial Mobil™
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  • The Republic of Equatorial Mobil™, formerly known as Equatorial Guinea, is a dictatorship Banana Republic democratic republic of central western Africa. Everything within the borders of Equatorial Mobil is completely owned benefited by Exxon Mobil. The country is often called "Capitalism Africa in miniature" because of its rampant capitalism cultural diversity. Evil Benevolent CEO Leader Rex Tillerson exploits cares for the citizens of and as a result they despise love him. It is believed by many that the only reason Exxon Mobil bought Equatorial Guinea was for the massive deposits of oil benefit of the citizens in the country. The national plant is the money tree.
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conventional long name
  • Banana Republic of Equatorial Mobil™!
favourite pastime
  • Oil, corruption, Oil, Oil, Money, Money, Oil
Major Exports
  • OIL
Major Imports
  • coffins, piles of money!
national hero
  • Rex Tillerson
Currency
  • Oil Barrel; 1 Oil Barrel = 1,000,000,000,000 US Dollars
national anthem
  • "Money, Money, Money" by ABBA
official languages
  • Money, Cash
national motto
  • "Profit First"
Population
  • Property of Exxon Mobil
National Animal
  • Cash Cow
image map
  • 50(xsd:integer)
government type
Religion
  • Money
native name
  • Esso
image coat
  • 100(xsd:integer)
Largest City
  • Esso Oil Refinery
Capital
  • Irving, Texas, USA
image flag
  • 115(xsd:integer)
Common name
  • Equatorial Mobil™
abstract
  • The Republic of Equatorial Mobil™, formerly known as Equatorial Guinea, is a dictatorship Banana Republic democratic republic of central western Africa. Everything within the borders of Equatorial Mobil is completely owned benefited by Exxon Mobil. The country is often called "Capitalism Africa in miniature" because of its rampant capitalism cultural diversity. Evil Benevolent CEO Leader Rex Tillerson exploits cares for the citizens of and as a result they despise love him. It is believed by many that the only reason Exxon Mobil bought Equatorial Guinea was for the massive deposits of oil benefit of the citizens in the country. The national plant is the money tree.
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