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...two rival religious tribes, the Singlisharan and the Kiasurian, waged localized war on Southeast Milky Way, on what is now known as the Malay Way (or, informally, Universe's Penis). Engaged in a conflict over the cultivation of universal fowl, the Kiasurians had been pushed all the way back to the southernmost tip of the continent, fortifying themselves in a defensive position against the oncoming Singlisharans. Hopelessly outnumbered, the shrewd Kiasurians decided that their best plan of action was to fight a stronghold at the tip of the South. After a short but vicious battle, the Singlisharans prevailed, and they stormed the defensive outpost. However, a few Kiasurian warriors survived, and in a last desperate move, the Kiasurian warriors detonated a gigantic proportion of land which

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rdfs:label	Chapters of Singapore
rdfs:comment	...two rival religious tribes, the Singlisharan and the Kiasurian, waged localized war on Southeast Milky Way, on what is now known as the Malay Way (or, informally, Universe's Penis). Engaged in a conflict over the cultivation of universal fowl, the Kiasurians had been pushed all the way back to the southernmost tip of the continent, fortifying themselves in a defensive position against the oncoming Singlisharans. Hopelessly outnumbered, the shrewd Kiasurians decided that their best plan of action was to fight a stronghold at the tip of the South. After a short but vicious battle, the Singlisharans prevailed, and they stormed the defensive outpost. However, a few Kiasurian warriors survived, and in a last desperate move, the Kiasurian warriors detonated a gigantic proportion of land which
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abstract	...two rival religious tribes, the Singlisharan and the Kiasurian, waged localized war on Southeast Milky Way, on what is now known as the Malay Way (or, informally, Universe's Penis). Engaged in a conflict over the cultivation of universal fowl, the Kiasurians had been pushed all the way back to the southernmost tip of the continent, fortifying themselves in a defensive position against the oncoming Singlisharans. Hopelessly outnumbered, the shrewd Kiasurians decided that their best plan of action was to fight a stronghold at the tip of the South. After a short but vicious battle, the Singlisharans prevailed, and they stormed the defensive outpost. However, a few Kiasurian warriors survived, and in a last desperate move, the Kiasurian warriors detonated a gigantic proportion of land which destroyed a significant portion of the Singlisharan army. A geological side effect was felt almost at once. The southernmost tip of the galaxy, connected only by a narrow strip of space to begin with, detached from the rest of the mainland, hewing an artificial island out of the destruction, irradiated and completely devoid of any useful natural resources. The Singlisharans left, but not before pressing human rights charges against the Kiasurians in a legal battle that would last for the next millennium. Mutated lifeforms soon began to appear on the island, although next to no vegetation ever grew back. Many of these lifeforms went extinct within a single generation, but a very significant single one remains to this day: the Merlion hybrid ,named with limited creativity for its resemblance to a lion's head super-glued into the back of a fish. Some say the first Merlion hybrid was created when a desperate outcast lion mated with a mythical mermaid in an attempt to attain an orgasm. The result of this distasteful act was the birth of the first Merlion hybrid. The Merlion hybrid needs no external food supply and simply feeds on tourists at William Sentosa, digesting them while spewing out gallons and gallons of "NEWater" a day. Also, the characteristics of the kiasurian and the singisharan lasts till today, letting us become kiasu and speak English.

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