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| - Mays was born in McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania. After graduating from Sto-Rox High School in 1977, he began his career as a salesman on the Atlantic City boardwalk, selling the "Washmatik" portable washing device to passersby. Working alongside other pitchmen, he developed his trademark style of salesmanship. Mays later traveled to home shows, auto shows, and state fairs across the United States for a period of twelve years, selling various maintenance products and tools, including cleaning products and food choppers.
- The late Billy Mays was is a strange, confirmed Bean Human who somehow entered the USA. He wears a blue shirt, and always seems to yell. He is a member of the Str00del Force.
- William Darrell "Billy" Mays, Jr. (July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009) was television salesman and featured as a minor character in Smosh.
- Billy Mays (died 4444) is a pitchman. He was trapped in the Hammer Zone by a certain ethnic group for 5 million years because he was selling "Make-Your-Home-Into-A-Concentration-Camp" kits. He managed to escape, but not before making a song about it.
- Billy Mays was an American salesman who appeared in the Season Thirteen episode, "Dead Celebrities". He was known for his loud, impassioned sales pitches, which many people held to be incredibly annoying.
- Billy Mays (born July 20, 1958; age 59, died June 28, 2009, 8 years ago) was a person and very popular, iconic source known for advertising various useless products. At some point he had sex with a female Mobian fox, which resulted in the birth of his son Miles Mays who Mays didn't met until his teenhood. Nowadays you can search "Billy Mays" on YouTube and poops would appear on the first page.
- He appeared advertising many products, Such as Oxi-clean and Zorbeez, but his big break came with the TV show, Pitchmen. Though he was popular in internet culture before this time. Before the first season on DVD was released, he passed away of Heart failure. He was 50 years old.
- He dresses like he thinks he is head of all the cleaning advertisers, with his hairy gorilla arms, blue outfit, and Wolverine sideburns.
- William Darrell "Billy" Mays, Jr. (July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009) was an American television direct-response advertisement salesperson most notable for promoting OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning, home-based, and maintenance products. His distinctive beard and impassioned sales pitches made him a recognized television presence in the United States and Canada.
- If the world of infomercials and late night advertising can be said to have stars, this guy was one of the biggest. Large, loud and impossible to ignore, this pitchman was a familiar face and voice to anyone who watches TV in the United States and Canada. Even if you didn't want him to be. He gave his enthusiastic endorsement to such products as Zorbeez, OxiClean, Kaboom, Orange Glo, Hercules Hooks and a plethora of late night merchandise. Not to be confused with the baseball player Willie Mays. Ascended to the Pantheon shortly thereafter as the God of Advertising.
- Name: William Darrel, "Billy" Mays Jr. Origin: Real Life Gender: Male Age: 50 at time of death Classification: TV Pitchman Powers and Abilities: Super Strength, has the loudest voice in the world, badass beard, can sell anything to anyone, mastery of using many amazing products in combat. Destructive Capacity: Wallet Level+ (His voice can make you give him all your money) Speed: Fast enough to make 5 restaurant-size mini burgers at once. Massively FTL with Quick Chop. Durability: Peak Human Level, Indestructible with Orange Glo and Impact Gel Range: Capable of destroying any lamp from anywhere
- One day he was driving when he saw a man in a cloak jump onto another man and stab him. He asked the dying man who he was and the guy said Anthony Sullivan. Billy killed him and took over Oxi Cleen. Then he started advertising junk and killing people who don't guy it with his BEE CANNON. One he shot at the King and he Killed him. Billy Mays not only known as a person that advertisis stuff but also is known as a stalker. He particulary stalks Obama . As seen in this picture, Billy Mays also invites his friends like the King and Weegee when they go stalk Obama.
- BILLY MAYS OR THE GHOST OF BILLY MAYS IS A GHOSTLY APPARITION OF THE NETHERWORLD THAT APPEARS IN THE TV SCREENS OF ALL REAL AMERICANS JUST WAITING TO BUY HIS REAL AMERICAN PRODUCTS. CONSUMERS ARE SO HAPPY WITH HIS FINE WARES THAT THEY ARE WILLING TO SELL THEIR SOULS FOR IT! SOME GOOD CAPITALIST BOYS AND GOOD CAPITALIST GIRLS EVEN WONDER IF THE GHOSTS OF BILLY MAYS IS THE LEGENDARY "SPIRIT OF CAPITALISM" THAT VISITS ALL GOOD CAPITALIST CHILDREN EVERY NIGHT SO THEY CAN BE SURPRISED TO FIND HIS FINE PRODUCTS THE NEXT MORNING WITH AN OVERCHARGED CREDIT CARD BILL.
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