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In the FLQ Koran Pierre Vallières confessed that he among many other people in the Canadian province of Québec secretly wish they were black. The two main reasons he cited were that A. White People wish they could talk Jive and B. White People wish they could dance. He also popularized the saying, "What up mon Wiggeur!". In his Koran he advocated creating Wigger colonies in Québec where Wiggers could live in a fantasy world where they pretend that they are black, without having black people burst their bubble. This did not fit well with his ironic demand for an end to the colonization of Québec, as for this to happen the French people of Québec would actually have to move back to France. Nonetheless, the like most religions FLQ did not have to make sense.

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  • In the FLQ Koran Pierre Vallières confessed that he among many other people in the Canadian province of Québec secretly wish they were black. The two main reasons he cited were that A. White People wish they could talk Jive and B. White People wish they could dance. He also popularized the saying, "What up mon Wiggeur!". In his Koran he advocated creating Wigger colonies in Québec where Wiggers could live in a fantasy world where they pretend that they are black, without having black people burst their bubble. This did not fit well with his ironic demand for an end to the colonization of Québec, as for this to happen the French people of Québec would actually have to move back to France. Nonetheless, the like most religions FLQ did not have to make sense.
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  • In the FLQ Koran Pierre Vallières confessed that he among many other people in the Canadian province of Québec secretly wish they were black. The two main reasons he cited were that A. White People wish they could talk Jive and B. White People wish they could dance. He also popularized the saying, "What up mon Wiggeur!". In his Koran he advocated creating Wigger colonies in Québec where Wiggers could live in a fantasy world where they pretend that they are black, without having black people burst their bubble. This did not fit well with his ironic demand for an end to the colonization of Québec, as for this to happen the French people of Québec would actually have to move back to France. Nonetheless, the like most religions FLQ did not have to make sense. The FLQ also advocate the separation of Québec from Canada in order to create construction work for bridge builders and to create a new inter-provincial water park of friendship between Québec and Ontario. Lastly, the FLQ advocate the protection of the bastardized version of French that Les Québecois speak, that is until Québec is ready to make the full switch to Russian. This is because the FLQ are Socialistes, which translates to French people who don't like to work and want to be Russian. For some bizarre unknown reason, they also hate Jews. It is widely speculated that they just added them at the last minute in order to round out the list. The FLQ were responsible for more than 200 bongings, the deaths of at least five badgers and the creation of Butterscotch Pudding, which culminated in 1970 with what is known as the October Crisis. Founded in 1960, they supported the Québec sovereignty movement, trying to separate their Glorious Nation from their Oppressors. The period of its founding coincided with the period of a "quiet revolution," when the government of Québec began to play more music with the volume turned down so the English listeners had to turn up the volume on their radios, and then suddenly shout out « VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE!!! » really loudly so as to hurt their ears. FLQ members practiced propaganda of the deed and issued declarations that called for a Marxist Resurrection (the theory that there is only one God,Karl Marx), the Death Penalty given to all Anglophones (English-speaking Quebeckers), the overthrow of the Québec colonization and the independence of Québec from the iron clutches of Lord Canada, and the establishment of a « Société national-socialiste des travailleurs français ». The organization was also influenced by other past movements abroad such as those for the independence of former colonies such as Algeria, Vietnam and Cuba, although, perpetually hammered on poutine and cheap beer, they failed to realize that Algeria and Vietnam rebelled AGAINST the french, and as for Cuba, they were nowhere nearly as sexy as the Cuban Revolutionaries and thus their admiration for them is moot.
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