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Jim was telling his buddy Dave about his experiences the last few weeks. He said "Dave I was down at the beach waxin my boat, just waxin my boat Dave and this knockout redhead came by, tits out to here Dave, tits out to here!" She said "can I ride in your boat?" and I said "sure", we got in in the lake and I said "screw or swim" and she couldn´t swim, Dave, she couldn´t swim.

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  • Jim was telling his buddy Dave about his experiences the last few weeks. He said "Dave I was down at the beach waxin my boat, just waxin my boat Dave and this knockout redhead came by, tits out to here Dave, tits out to here!" She said "can I ride in your boat?" and I said "sure", we got in in the lake and I said "screw or swim" and she couldn´t swim, Dave, she couldn´t swim.
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  • Jim was telling his buddy Dave about his experiences the last few weeks. He said "Dave I was down at the beach waxin my boat, just waxin my boat Dave and this knockout redhead came by, tits out to here Dave, tits out to here!" She said "can I ride in your boat?" and I said "sure", we got in in the lake and I said "screw or swim" and she couldn´t swim, Dave, she couldn´t swim. The next week I was back just waxin my boat and this blonde came by, I had more wood than my boat when I looked at her. She asked to ride in my boat and I said "sure". Out in the lake I said "screw or swim, and she couldn´t swim, Dave she couldn´t swim" Next week this tall brunette came by and asked to ride in my boat. I had her out in the lake and told her to screw or swim. She started sheddin her clothes and she had a DICK Dave, she had a dick and I can´t swim, Dave I can´t swim!"
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