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An Entity of Type : owl:Thing, within Data Space : 134.155.108.49:8890 associated with source dataset(s)

Uncle Mort has been a rotten old bastard since day one. At 15 years of age he murdered his mother because "that rotton old cow has got on me tits for the last time!" He then chopped her up and served bits of her in a poisoned stew to the rest of his family, telling them that their mother had "taken ill" so he had prepared dinner for everyone.

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  • Unclemort
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  • Uncle Mort has been a rotten old bastard since day one. At 15 years of age he murdered his mother because "that rotton old cow has got on me tits for the last time!" He then chopped her up and served bits of her in a poisoned stew to the rest of his family, telling them that their mother had "taken ill" so he had prepared dinner for everyone.
Alignment
  • Chaotic Neutral
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Guild
  • The Cabal
Faction
  • Horde
Eyes
  • yellow-green, glowing
Picture
  • unclemort.jpg
Age
  • 157(xsd:integer)
Hair
  • White-grey
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Weight
  • 110(xsd:integer)
Height
  • 310.0
Title
  • Complete Bastard
Game Name
  • Unclemort
Subject Name
  • Uncle Mort
Class
  • Priest
Nicknames
  • Mort
Skin
  • Wrinkled and mangy
Gender
  • Male
Race
  • Forsaken
Professions
  • Tailoring, Enchanting
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  • Uncle Mort has been a rotten old bastard since day one. At 15 years of age he murdered his mother because "that rotton old cow has got on me tits for the last time!" He then chopped her up and served bits of her in a poisoned stew to the rest of his family, telling them that their mother had "taken ill" so he had prepared dinner for everyone. Mort is not so much "evil" as mean spirited. He won't go out of his way to be nasty, he has no aspirations for ruling Azeroth, nor does he feel he holds any allegiance to the Horde. In his mind this is simply a way to pass the time: Doing rotten things simply to see what might happen. If he feels slighted or mistreated, then the logical conclusion is that they must die. Undeath hasn't changed Uncle Mort very much, aside from forcing him to be at times a healer when he would much rather be melting a face here and there. When he awoke from the grip of the Lich King, his mind and manner hadn't changed at all, aside from the distinct lack of breathing.
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