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| - President, and co-founder of PETA
- Newkirk is best known for the campaigns and stunts she organizes on behalf of PETA in order to promote animal rights and veganism. In her will, she has directed that her skin be turned into wallets, her feet into umbrella stands, and her flesh into "Newkirk Nuggets" then grilled on a barbecue.
- Ingrid Newkirk (born April 1945 in Berlin as daughter of Blondi) is an animal rights activist (( Petard )(not to be confused with Petard of Buffalo and destroyer of chicken-wings) Grand Wizard of PETA, an extremely fanatical cult whose principles call for the universal practice of nudism and rights of animals to bear arms so they can more efficiently kill themselves thus the end of humanity eventually uncovering the organization's true aim, cleaner air of which no earth creature shall ever breathe. Hence, she is a nutcase, indubitably. She doesn't loves animals, and she does not eat them or eat anything they make. You would never find beef, chicken, fish, ham, milk, cheese, or urine in Ingrid Newkirk's pantry. You would think to find such wholesome products as wheat, barley, apples, oats,
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| - Ingrid Newkirk (born April 1945 in Berlin as daughter of Blondi) is an animal rights activist (( Petard )(not to be confused with Petard of Buffalo and destroyer of chicken-wings) Grand Wizard of PETA, an extremely fanatical cult whose principles call for the universal practice of nudism and rights of animals to bear arms so they can more efficiently kill themselves thus the end of humanity eventually uncovering the organization's true aim, cleaner air of which no earth creature shall ever breathe. Hence, she is a nutcase, indubitably. She doesn't loves animals, and she does not eat them or eat anything they make. You would never find beef, chicken, fish, ham, milk, cheese, or urine in Ingrid Newkirk's pantry. You would think to find such wholesome products as wheat, barley, apples, oats, but no, no! It is a testament of her newly claimed faith that remains nameless, presently, that restricts those who follow it to partake of anything with a cell wall for plants also, as one guru so eloquently put it, "do scream, and loudly so, when ground or broken in two." It is believed that she does keep an occasional dead dog there though in the company of her beloved stuffed cock whereby both their uses are not limited to charming press photos and such like the one to your right, see. You may also find the corpse of Oscar Wilde in there.
- President, and co-founder of PETA
- Newkirk is best known for the campaigns and stunts she organizes on behalf of PETA in order to promote animal rights and veganism. In her will, she has directed that her skin be turned into wallets, her feet into umbrella stands, and her flesh into "Newkirk Nuggets" then grilled on a barbecue.
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