The Soviet Onion (Russian: Ɯɏʊϗлѯ Ḁ᷿₮₰ⱴⱡ) was, obviously the kind of onion eaten by Russians in their Borscht. It was, of course, red and commonly wielded a Kalashnikov Rifle. It hated Westerners and The Capitalist Pig and could speak Communist fluently. Its kind was one of the major participants in The Great Patriotic War and the Seventh Red Onion Brigade liberated Stalingrad from Mexican occupation.
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