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"Hello, my name is Mary Angela Lynn Lucy Smith an; I am an old charity worker of 61 yaar’s of Newcastle. I am a former waitress, factory worker an; operating retail shop. I noo working on the till to the local charity shop due to heavy hysterectomy I had 19 yaar’s agan. I show myself hernia an; acting ridiculous in a factory an; the deer doctor found a fibroid, a hernia an; an ovarian cyst at the beginning of 1990. It waas removed in mid-1996, but the wound is became infected an; I hernia again withoot showing the moment!

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  • C2C Tyne- A parody of 1970s slice of life style books.
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  • "Hello, my name is Mary Angela Lynn Lucy Smith an; I am an old charity worker of 61 yaar’s of Newcastle. I am a former waitress, factory worker an; operating retail shop. I noo working on the till to the local charity shop due to heavy hysterectomy I had 19 yaar’s agan. I show myself hernia an; acting ridiculous in a factory an; the deer doctor found a fibroid, a hernia an; an ovarian cyst at the beginning of 1990. It waas removed in mid-1996, but the wound is became infected an; I hernia again withoot showing the moment!
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  • "Hello, my name is Mary Angela Lynn Lucy Smith an; I am an old charity worker of 61 yaar’s of Newcastle. I am a former waitress, factory worker an; operating retail shop. I noo working on the till to the local charity shop due to heavy hysterectomy I had 19 yaar’s agan. Loved Newcastle an; it waas an idyllic retreat during my childhud, but the smoke an; moisture hurts me bad. The Newcastle Corporation Tramways operated a tramway service in Newcastle upon Tyne between 1901 and 1950 and the tracks were tarmacked over by my hoose in 1967. The smoke an; moisture hurted me when young, so I gave up my job in retail an; spent a yaar recovering from flue with my bother, Roderick, in Bolsover. I went sooth to Milton Keynes in 1977. I waas a waitress there until 1979, when I became a factory worker. As a watress triped on a slipy path, thus on a broken floor tile in its lcale, fell and broke my hip and ankel. I was put on codine and after a weck morohine in the hospital and became got diorreah, very nausisated, pwecked up regularly, farted, burped, fainted, ate aloot, went bould and became deluded I was veru fat. I usually went to the bog because of my extreme drug enduced negligence of my heriated body! I show myself hernia an; acting ridiculous in a factory an; the deer doctor found a fibroid, a hernia an; an ovarian cyst at the beginning of 1990. It waas removed in mid-1996, but the wound is became infected an; I hernia again withoot showing the moment! Watching the light of the law of cause and meaning, will help you later in life, young and old, but the plant is funny and I cann’it see a hernia and will be hating learning it the hard way. I know where respect for the law and funny! I am less then separated. It was a 'deep impact' by the Sheffield Fan Heater Corp on my selfish life. My life is soo, but he is noot stupid. I'm not the same destructive hick today, so it just takes my breath away these days, now! I waas taken to hospital an; put on moraphine, so I waas still sleeping an; very sleepy when I woke up. I had freetening nightmares aboot stray deegs bite me, began to haallucinate the room waas full of cats an; parasitic flies, lost a loot of body weight due to digestive problems, became nauseous, became very smelly, started sweating a loot, became very nearsighted and started ganing deafness, wearing sunglasses many because of photophobia an; went almost baald! So I naturaally became paranoid an; depressed over the hysterectomy! Aye, I waas like that for nine yaar’s an; it waas allwiz hell! I cannit explain, but It waas so awful to be like that an; I divvnt't watt to repeat the experience again! On the retun of the second hospital time in 1995 I haad a major hunierisation of the woomb and blidder, so I needed a hysterectomy. I had trouble using the bog and sitting down in the cabinet as I leaked all over the cubical floor every times. I waaz allwiz so leaky back then! Aye, I waas like that for a yaar’s an; it waas allwiz hell! I cannit explain, but It waas so awful to be like that an; I divvnt't watt to repeat the experience again! Oh, Hek; I thought every day; that less waaste category, the trashy, lower-class, pockmarked, scrawny, skin pealing peeling, and; praised lean peace Cumbria Skank delivered me my medication in the evening on my hospital five weeks of operational related illnesses. The nurse waas supposed in her mid 20s, waas skkiny, waas white and; had blond hair tied into two 'bunches' groups. The breath of divvy waas always been Minging. I gave a hint of politeness here and; Bernie (as in Bernadette) throw an; tantrum an; shooted at me! She waas so rud when she scoped that tantrum. It waas an unwanted crisis point. Haadaway she needed a good wesh and; a taak to hooswife about her cleaning her grubby clothes. Aye, I waas like that for nine yaar’s an; it waas allwiz hell! I cannit explain, but It waas so awful to be like that an; I divvnt't watt to repeat the experience again! Ecky-thump, man, she needed an urgent cleaning. Personally I would have pushed the head the first time up a sheeps ass, to make her drop all the 'sheep's breath' and; start the inhalation CB12. Nay, I would have shoved her head first in to the sheep dip, with the stinky old rams whilst inhaling a taker truck full of CB12! Well she neded an urgent cleaning in a shep did. Hey, she desperately neded a dep cleaning, with the smelly old Arys! Most young nurses, who speek a loot of shit, was scum, unlike surgeons and gynaecologists who were diamonds! It waas so bad that I wanted someone could hoy the doilum on his work. Most people here scower down as she got near them! They must have the same problems as I did with the here. Most young nurses waas scum, unlike surgeons and; gynaecologists who were diamonds! Yes, again, again, the lame sister Holly! My team were Doctor Coody, Doctor Allison and Maureen, Heike nurse, Dave, nurse Bernadette and nurse Holly; who waas a lame nurse. I hated everything as soon as possible, and too doo what I doo noot know too explain it, but it waas noot terrible, and I hate that too repeat the experience! I usually went to the bog because of my extreme slackness of my bowels that caused me extreme hartburn and; acceleration of the runny pooie's movement, but the den waas always busy and; nurses do not notice what the other in the hallway privvy has not been fixed and; continued to leek on the ground of the cubical and the cabonet! I went too it a few hours for it’s usage, an the pavilion waas often dirty and nurses must thoroughly clean the smelly old too woork. My hair bleached white by my addiction to pills, alas knows this grandmother cleaner of the drug store shleves. I start crying when the hangover takes off and too become a major part of the work, but will probably be for the best. As I began to reflect aboot it a turbulent life, violent attitude, Hysterectomy, dressed in extravagant but economic lingerie; good blouses, head-scarves and steroided to be fat in 1996 after hysterectomy in 1995. I waas oot of employment for two yaar’s because of the pain an; drug induced belief I waas a pig farmer with halitosis. I divvnt't watt to repeat the experience again! I then tried a retail job, but bad hernia withoot any physical provocation. I waas not working between form 1997 to 2005 because of my body an; mind in ruins. My brain an; kidneys were rotted by drugs I waas on! Aye, I waas so scared if spidders it waas allwiz hell! I cannit explain, but It waas so awful to be like that an; I nay recovered from it and became aracnaphobic between mid 1997 and mid 1999. I still have times when I am upset an; find them to freetening to touch. Now balding at 48, aching in the ears, anorexia, falling power so one "works less, because it will be very slow and only a few hours a week." I waaz. Well, I had a child, but it is noot enough for Mary, which world Alice and blames lazyness and lack of moral laws. I came home early and found my fatigued legs, I knew them to be happy. in fact, my story is also now soo wek in the next step in the healing. I fear spidders and waaz made into a fat woman here, at this time and place in my assistance to life. I ate my many drugs and smoke in private soo as noot to destree the public. I try to work in the cafe 2 years, but a hernia bad withoot a provocation. I explained, not in fear waas for this year; I returned this time when I was angry; To connect with the freetening. In the hospital investigation of 2002 it waaz found to be bad. I usually go to the swamp of stagnation in my gut about hartburn me; the cold dose act faster, but still busy with life waas hole. The den fixing plans idea is sister Holly's', but of the other in the hallway privvy and hasn't been corrected yet! I have more than an hour to go, so must often get dirty, baalder and smelly woork on the poop endings. I also went often to the bog because of my extreme softness of my roted heart that caused me extreme me an arrhythmia that was aggravated by my hartburn the bowel failures caused the acceleration of the movement of the po flowing, but the den was alwiz busy und several nurses, who speek a loot of shit, do not notice what the o’ther in the hallway privy was not fixed and continued leak a growing fyld of shit over the cube and in to the corridor! Ay, I was like that for five weckss und it was alwiz hell! I canit able to explain, but it was as horrible as this be und I did not wats to repeat the experynce! Consider the damage I had down under. I felt bad, abused, abandoned, angry, fearful, lost, unhappy and tormented, anoyed and owned! I hate everything as quickly as possible, since I am wierd and I hate more than anyting to repeat the experience! Eeh by gum, I waas so screwd up back then! The big straw hat, sunglasses and photophobia were bad. Haardaway, This is the crisis point. I know I do not think I hate them! And I cann’it explain, but it waas scary, and I do noot want to repeat the experience. I hate everything as soon as possible, and to doo what I doo not know to explain it, but it waas noot terrible, and I hate that to repeat the experience, And I can't explain it, but I hate you all know, we do noot hate, I feel terrible, I can see that! My bairns loved me and; came from Daventry every Sunda. Katie is 12, Angela is 18 and; Nina si 25. They are loyal to the bitter end! If the spare rod is ‘spired’, you spoil the child, when your 'eggs are hatched', I say, but I brought reet and; noo they are gentle and; kind bairns, not brats! My husband; got fed up with me in 1998 and; we amicably divorced. He waas a divvy and; a sloath. My kids were my life line und saved my sanity from cracking up! If the replacement rod "inspired" to spoil the child, if yawar eggs hatched, I say, und If the replacement rod is spired, you spoil the child, when his eggs hatch, I also say, butI brought ret und no they are gentle und specYesof bairns, not urchins like my husband of 12 years. He was a divy! I kept no medical trust Hadaway one must know in Milton Keynes Medical Trust. I continued trust a non-medical lawyawar I found in Notingham in late 2003. Ys, I was so scaired if spiddours alwiz it was hell! I canit explain, but it was so awful to be like that Hadaway one I recovered and became Ay aracnaiobic betwen early 2004 and late 2005. I still have moments when Im upset Hadaway one find fretening to the touch. Eh by gum, I was so Screwd up! If the backup rod is "conspired" you spoil the child, when yawar "eggs are hatched, I say, butI brought and ret no they are soft, kind, loving and loyal bairns of that kind, no brats! Many days I was wearing sunglasses because of a fotoiobia und spent nearly all that time smelly, swetty an; nigh on bould! I was taken to a hospital, Northampton General Hospital in 2001, on the fact the hernia did break withot again that the moment! I was put on morine, So I was still aslep very tired when I woke up. I had nightmares abot scatering Deg fretening bite me, began hallucinate the rom was full of cats and a parasitic fly, lost a some of body weight by digestive problems, was nauseated very uncomfortabley, started sweating a aloot, was very short-sighted and began ganing deafness, with sunglasses with a big strawl sun hat a loot because of the sensitivity to light I almost went bould to! So naturally I was a paranoid depressed! Yus, I thought that two years was only a year as my perception of time imploded it was alwiz hell! I canit to explain, but it was as horrible as this be und I did not wats to repeat the experynce! I then had after 2 weiks a segicalky-related diseases of the hair called Aloapicia and went almost bould after 3 weiks, due to the codine and morohine I took. I also took on extremely bad hart burn and headache it caused me with the exstremly dioreahal acceleration of the motion of the current po, but the cave was alwiz full of shit and people exspelling a loot of shit from there asses. I noted the nurses, who speek a loot of shit, do not notice what was in the privy was not resolved fur ther more it was wet on the floor of the cubicals with a watert leak! Doctor Allison's 'Operation Drought' is considered little more than usual, silly, foolish and cruel to be a bad method to loo overflow stopping and cleaning anywar in England, so the water never went permantly off. Ay, I was like that for five weckss und it was alwiz hell! I canit able to explain, but it was as horrible as this be und I did not wats to repeat the experynce! I also went often to the bog because of my extreme softness of my roted heart that caused me extreme me an arrhythmia that was aggravated by my hartburn the bowel failures caused the acceleration of the movement of the po flowing, but the den was alwiz busy und several nurses, who speek a loot of shit, do not notice what the o’ther in the hallway privy was not fixed and continued leak a growing fyld of shit over the cube and in to the corridor! Durine the job, I was sergicly put on morapine, I still slept Hadaway one very slepy when I woke up. I fretening delusions about stray degs plooting abot then giving nightmares about poches bite me, started hallucinate the rom was full of a cat covered in parasitic flys, lost a loot of body weight as the spoils shot out of my ass due to digestive problems, nausea become commonplace, also bouldness have become very bad, started sweating very badly all over my shrunken boty. Ys, I was like that for Hadaway one year and it is only Hadaway one alwiz it was hell! I canit explain, but it was so awful to be like that Hadaway one I did not wats to repeat the experynce again! In the arly poart of 2002 I struggled with 6 months drug-induced belyf I have a pig with bad breath. At least I was really recovered from it und aracnaiobic time during the dialysis blod, cleaning the cavity of und Specialist anti-hernia treatment. I also had commuter Derby for two days each week for dialysis blood, clean-up of the cavity an; the anti-hernia treatment specialist. I waas in bed many as unprovoked hernia on a near daily basis. Finaally, a specialist in Nottingham abound sorted me an; I waas full of pockets an; firm in early 2004. Birmingham Hospital has added an extra pocket an; gave me a kidney transplant a month later an; I waas much better. I continued medical non confidence an; sued Milton Keynes £95,000 an; spent £35,000 sued to gan to Carterton, near to Banbury, in early 2005. I arrived in Carterton, near to Banbury, at the end of 2005 an; I gant my charity work an; began a new breet life!"
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