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Pandas are colorblind (or colourblind, a similar ailment except for the accompanying snootiness), and therefore most issues for them are black or white. When addressing pandas who are members of the ABAwSWP (Association of Black Animals with Some White Parts), a panderer may choose to focus solely on the blackness of pandas, only hinting at the white parts. Similarly, when meeting with pandas in the NOWAwMB (National Organization of White Animals with Minimal Blackness), a panderer will focus on the whiteness of pandas, and mention their blackness only when necessary.

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  • Pandas are colorblind (or colourblind, a similar ailment except for the accompanying snootiness), and therefore most issues for them are black or white. When addressing pandas who are members of the ABAwSWP (Association of Black Animals with Some White Parts), a panderer may choose to focus solely on the blackness of pandas, only hinting at the white parts. Similarly, when meeting with pandas in the NOWAwMB (National Organization of White Animals with Minimal Blackness), a panderer will focus on the whiteness of pandas, and mention their blackness only when necessary.
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  • Pandas are colorblind (or colourblind, a similar ailment except for the accompanying snootiness), and therefore most issues for them are black or white. When addressing pandas who are members of the ABAwSWP (Association of Black Animals with Some White Parts), a panderer may choose to focus solely on the blackness of pandas, only hinting at the white parts. Similarly, when meeting with pandas in the NOWAwMB (National Organization of White Animals with Minimal Blackness), a panderer will focus on the whiteness of pandas, and mention their blackness only when necessary. In this way, it is like mental illness, except it is telling pandas what you want them to hear, and not what you actually think. Politicans do this, especially Liberal Terrorists, because nothing makes pandas more upset than to be told they're not what they think they are, and they will most likely attack any non-pandas in the general area. Pandering is the simplest and most effective way to prevent (or put an end to) a panda attack.
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