Born in 700AD, Abu Hamza is the founder of the controversial Jihad Crunk political rap music movement. At the age of 6, Abu Hamza was a precocious young boy with a talent for the clarinet. His typing skills were nonpareil, and he showed an interest in semaphore. At age 9 he won the International Twister Championship, a feat he repeated for the next four years, but tragedy struck as one day he decided it would be a good idea to insert his hand into the 8-track player of his father's car.
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