Counties of England are the principal regions dividing the country of England. Each county has its own administrative sub-government, which are known as "another excuse to pay more tax." Counties are divided into districts, which are responsible for minor issues no one cares about (according to the government) such as preventing road deaths and huge bills when hitting pot-holes, preventing waste clogging up the streets, and everyone dying when a zombie apocalypse occurs. Thus the districts are given minimal funding to do anything. England comprises 83 counties. The most notable counties are North Yorkshire, East Riding of Yorkshire, South Yorkshire and West Yorkshire, thanks to the fact that only people in Yorkshire seem to think that counties actually matter.
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| - Counties of England are the principal regions dividing the country of England. Each county has its own administrative sub-government, which are known as "another excuse to pay more tax." Counties are divided into districts, which are responsible for minor issues no one cares about (according to the government) such as preventing road deaths and huge bills when hitting pot-holes, preventing waste clogging up the streets, and everyone dying when a zombie apocalypse occurs. Thus the districts are given minimal funding to do anything. England comprises 83 counties. The most notable counties are North Yorkshire, East Riding of Yorkshire, South Yorkshire and West Yorkshire, thanks to the fact that only people in Yorkshire seem to think that counties actually matter.
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| - Counties of England are the principal regions dividing the country of England. Each county has its own administrative sub-government, which are known as "another excuse to pay more tax." Counties are divided into districts, which are responsible for minor issues no one cares about (according to the government) such as preventing road deaths and huge bills when hitting pot-holes, preventing waste clogging up the streets, and everyone dying when a zombie apocalypse occurs. Thus the districts are given minimal funding to do anything. England comprises 83 counties. The most notable counties are North Yorkshire, East Riding of Yorkshire, South Yorkshire and West Yorkshire, thanks to the fact that only people in Yorkshire seem to think that counties actually matter.
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