"He's late." murmured the man. Suddenly a fat man ran past him, followed by a corn stalk. The two had a deathmatch among the nuclear vats and the corn stalk fell in. The fat man dove head first after the corn. Baffled, the man walked over to the edge of the vat just as Peter Jackson exploded as he plunged into the waste. Meanwhile a black van parked outside The Nuk'em Tech facility. As an eager looking man stepped out with a handful of cash the plant exploded. The man ducked under a chicken, who laid an egg right in his ear. Protected by the chicken the man survived the nuclear explosion, while 500 other people started dissolving. Punting the chicken out the nearest five story apartment, the man discovered a crisp metal case, It had a faded sticker on it which read: SECRET FILM SCRIPT. "Oh
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| - "He's late." murmured the man. Suddenly a fat man ran past him, followed by a corn stalk. The two had a deathmatch among the nuclear vats and the corn stalk fell in. The fat man dove head first after the corn. Baffled, the man walked over to the edge of the vat just as Peter Jackson exploded as he plunged into the waste. Meanwhile a black van parked outside The Nuk'em Tech facility. As an eager looking man stepped out with a handful of cash the plant exploded. The man ducked under a chicken, who laid an egg right in his ear. Protected by the chicken the man survived the nuclear explosion, while 500 other people started dissolving. Punting the chicken out the nearest five story apartment, the man discovered a crisp metal case, It had a faded sticker on it which read: SECRET FILM SCRIPT. "Oh my gosh!" the man screamed. He walked over to a blob of corn meal, dropping the case on the ground. "Oh boy! I love corn meal!" he said. Suddenly Ted got up and looked around. He saw a huge crater and green slime all over the place. Then he saw a man with an unusual big smile on his face. "Who the heck are you?" said Ted. The man shrieked and ran off. "Aw well! Some people just don't like corn meal." said Ted as he made his way over to wear the man had run. Dan Steve hid behind a streetlamp. He had just had an encounter with a weird talking blob of corn meal! As the corn meal approached Dan backed into a metal spear and was killed instantly. "Oh my gosh!" he thought. "I'm dead!". And so he was. On his way to the man he had scared away, Ted tripped over a metal box. "Hmm? What's this" he said. Opening the box Ted found a soccer ball, which he ate. After he consumed the ball he came across a pile of paper. "Oh my gosh!" Ted exclaimed as he held up the ultimate film script. And because he was a director Ted took the script and decided to use it to make his blockbuster hit: REVENGE OF THE CORN.
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