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| - Jax Pavan 171,787,295 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant. He was a shipwrecked castaway who lived on a deserted island, living off of seafood and the occasional ripe coconut. Eventually he died of severe boredom. However, Jax Pavan 171,787,295's life was not always this way. Once upon a happier time he lived in Coruscant with his wife Marie Stuart Pavan and their kids Jacob and Lee Pavan. Jax owned a small laundromat/pizza shop, where his customers could have a slice while they did their laundry for 75 cents a load.
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| - Jax Pavan 171,787,295 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant. He was a shipwrecked castaway who lived on a deserted island, living off of seafood and the occasional ripe coconut. Eventually he died of severe boredom. However, Jax Pavan 171,787,295's life was not always this way. Once upon a happier time he lived in Coruscant with his wife Marie Stuart Pavan and their kids Jacob and Lee Pavan. Jax owned a small laundromat/pizza shop, where his customers could have a slice while they did their laundry for 75 cents a load. Saving up for 5 years, Jax and Marie decided to go on a cruise to Naboo for their 20th anniversary. Unfortunately, the ship reached stormy whether and was wrecked. Luckily Jax Pavan 171,787,295 was a strong swimmer and was able to reach a small island. His wife Marie was not so lucky. On the island, Jax Pavan had no one to talk to but the parrots, which got rather dull after a while. He did form a special bond with a special white-and-blue-one, whom he named Moses. Unlike him, however, Moses had a life and soon took off with his wife, a cockatoo named Salina. Without his favorite pal or anyone else to talk too, Jax Pavan got bored. He eventually developed Chronic Boredom Syndrome (CBS), which was common in Kaminoan society. This disease, as time and boredom wore on, proved to be fatal.
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