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| - :Chip: Her voice! It's like God sneezing!
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:[After Chip has sex with Angela]
:Peter: [glumly] Welp, now we know. I can taste what he eats.
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:Peter: Hey, I'm home. I got groceries.
:Lois: You what?
:Peter: Yeah, I was driving past there and we were out of some stuff, so I...
:Lois: [tackles Peter] You listen to me, you son of a bitch! I've got one thing in this lifetime! One thing! [punches Peter]
:Peter: You always say I never do anything around here!
:Lois: Yeah, I like saying that more than I like you doing things!
:Chris: Dad, I got the rest from the car. Where...
:Peter: Chris, run! You were right, she didn't appreciate it!
:Chris: Oh crap! [Runs off, Lois throws a can at him] Ow!
:Lois: That's right. I do groceries!
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:Peter: Hey Lois, are you sure this place is for men?
:Lois: Yes, Peter. It's for everyone.
:Peter: Really? 'Cause this kinda looks like a dress.
:Lois: Peter, it's fine. Come on out. [Peter complies, Lois takes a picture of him in a dress] Ha, you gaybo!
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:Peter: Lois, I weigh the same 293 pounds today that I weighed in grade school.
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:Dr. Hartman: Nurse, have somebody fix that clock. It's very distracting.
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:Stewie: Brian! Browser history! Clear it!
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