I, Willam Henry Gates III, am hereby prosecuting Billy Fence the First for using my name for libel purposes in order to profit from it and my success. I acknowledge the defendent was actually granted this name at birth, but to use it in such a way as to rule a country with a (admirable) tyrannical fist is against my rights as an American Antarctican civillian. I hold claim to all computer based things under "Bill Gates", and this wannabe in a tacky penguin costume comes and uses his conviently parody-sounding name to take over a nation of technological advancements, pretending to be me, or at least me in a lame penguin costume?
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| - I, Willam Henry Gates III, am hereby prosecuting Billy Fence the First for using my name for libel purposes in order to profit from it and my success. I acknowledge the defendent was actually granted this name at birth, but to use it in such a way as to rule a country with a (admirable) tyrannical fist is against my rights as an American Antarctican civillian. I hold claim to all computer based things under "Bill Gates", and this wannabe in a tacky penguin costume comes and uses his conviently parody-sounding name to take over a nation of technological advancements, pretending to be me, or at least me in a lame penguin costume?
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| - I, Willam Henry Gates III, am hereby prosecuting Billy Fence the First for using my name for libel purposes in order to profit from it and my success. I acknowledge the defendent was actually granted this name at birth, but to use it in such a way as to rule a country with a (admirable) tyrannical fist is against my rights as an American Antarctican civillian. I hold claim to all computer based things under "Bill Gates", and this wannabe in a tacky penguin costume comes and uses his conviently parody-sounding name to take over a nation of technological advancements, pretending to be me, or at least me in a lame penguin costume? No! He is using me, ladies and gentlemen (in tacky penguin costumes) of the jury! Just because I have amassed a technological fortune by putting a PC on every desk, does that give a man the right to impersonate me? --- William H. Gates III, Founder and CEO of Microsoft, Inc.™ $$$ Show me the money!! READ MY EULA, CLICK AGREE! __TOC__
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