Dark was born in Llanmaemawrabertaweglasfelinllanelli, one of the Swansea valleys. Lisa Lee’s family is regarded as a perfect family by today’s standards; her father was the local village pimp, although he had to give up working with hookers during the 1980’s as he looked so much like Peter Sutcliffe. This never bothered Lisa Lee’s mother as she looked the spitting image of Myra Hindley (with a baby face). In school Lisa Lee’s mother was affectionately known as Mary Bell. Lisa Lee’s mother grew up in Ireland, in a potato field (with no potatoes). Lisa Lee’s older sister is affectionately known in her local village as ‘the bike’, because everybody has ridden her; she has 7 children by 10 different men. Some cruel villagers tried to spread a terrible rumour around the village claiming that t
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