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Dark was born in Llanmaemawrabertaweglasfelinllanelli, one of the Swansea valleys. Lisa Lee’s family is regarded as a perfect family by today’s standards; her father was the local village pimp, although he had to give up working with hookers during the 1980’s as he looked so much like Peter Sutcliffe. This never bothered Lisa Lee’s mother as she looked the spitting image of Myra Hindley (with a baby face). In school Lisa Lee’s mother was affectionately known as Mary Bell. Lisa Lee’s mother grew up in Ireland, in a potato field (with no potatoes). Lisa Lee’s older sister is affectionately known in her local village as ‘the bike’, because everybody has ridden her; she has 7 children by 10 different men. Some cruel villagers tried to spread a terrible rumour around the village claiming that t

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  • Dark was born in Llanmaemawrabertaweglasfelinllanelli, one of the Swansea valleys. Lisa Lee’s family is regarded as a perfect family by today’s standards; her father was the local village pimp, although he had to give up working with hookers during the 1980’s as he looked so much like Peter Sutcliffe. This never bothered Lisa Lee’s mother as she looked the spitting image of Myra Hindley (with a baby face). In school Lisa Lee’s mother was affectionately known as Mary Bell. Lisa Lee’s mother grew up in Ireland, in a potato field (with no potatoes). Lisa Lee’s older sister is affectionately known in her local village as ‘the bike’, because everybody has ridden her; she has 7 children by 10 different men. Some cruel villagers tried to spread a terrible rumour around the village claiming that t
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  • Dark was born in Llanmaemawrabertaweglasfelinllanelli, one of the Swansea valleys. Lisa Lee’s family is regarded as a perfect family by today’s standards; her father was the local village pimp, although he had to give up working with hookers during the 1980’s as he looked so much like Peter Sutcliffe. This never bothered Lisa Lee’s mother as she looked the spitting image of Myra Hindley (with a baby face). In school Lisa Lee’s mother was affectionately known as Mary Bell. Lisa Lee’s mother grew up in Ireland, in a potato field (with no potatoes). Lisa Lee’s older sister is affectionately known in her local village as ‘the bike’, because everybody has ridden her; she has 7 children by 10 different men. Some cruel villagers tried to spread a terrible rumour around the village claiming that the older sister was a prostitute, but as the sister cleverly pointed out to them, she never once charged any of those men for sex! She also pointed out to them that she never has sex straight away with the man (or men, depending on how many she’s entertaining), she makes them wait at least an hour! Lisa Lee did have a younger sister, but both her and her older sister got fed up of baby sitting her, so one night they sold her for a packet of fags, bottle of cider and a Tom Jones CD. They both felt terrible afterwards as they find Tom Jones crap!
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