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| - This story is meant to be funny. Spoilers for TLH! Enjoy! (Tigerstar, Brokenstar, and Hawkfrost appear in a land filled with blue skies and rainbows) Hawkfrost; OMG. I thought my ghost died. Tigerstar: Mine did too. Brokenstar: My mommy re-killed me! Hawkfrost: My brother re-killed me! Tigerstar: Shut up. Where are we? Random Voice From Sky: Where Dark Forest cats go when they die. Brokenstar: Baby, baby, baby ooh... (Hawkfrost throws brick at Brokenstar) Brokenstar: (runs away crying) Tigerstar: Baby. -Pinestar appears- Pinestar: -grabs Tigerstar by ear- SHONNY! Leopardfoot: -grabs Pinestar by ear- PINIE! Goldenflower: -grabs Leopardfoot by ear- LEOPARDIE! Sasha: -grabs Goldenflower by ear- GOLDENIE! Mothwing: -grabs Sasha by ear- SASHIE! Hawkfrost: -grabs Mothwing by ear- MOTHIE! Bramblestar: -grabs Hawkfrost by ear- HAWKIE! Squirrelflight: -grabs Bramblestar by ear- BRAMBLIE! Tawnypelt: -grabs Squirrelflight by ear- SQUIRRELIE! (Brokenstar comes back) Brokenstar: Look! Tigerstar, your mom and dad, your two mates, your four kits, and one of your kit's mates! Tigerstar: -dead- Brokenstar: -eats Tigerstar- Mapleshade: -randomly rises up from Dark Forest- SHUT UP! MY FAVORITE SHOW IS ON! Darkstripe: (randomly rises up too, but is doing the Nyan Cat) Mapleshade: ??? Hawkfrost: -is still being pulled on by Bramblestar- Get off of my ear! (It starts to rain bricks, clonking Hawkfrost, Brokenstar, Tigerstar on the head) Hawkfrost: (dies) Tigerstar: (comes back to life but dies again) Brokenstar: (dies) Yeah, my first so-called 'humorous' fanfic. Hope you enjoyed.
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