The Bum (pronounced "bum" originated from latin) is an interesting species of idiot that wanders the streets searching for goodies. They are most commonly found in New York, Amsterdam and Dolly Parton's breasts. Resourceful creatures, they have been known to have longer lifetimes than normal idiots and or crickets. They're surprisingly long lifespan and high standard of living comes from their ability to adapt to their surroundings. Whether it be finding a suitable shelter to protect them from the harsh winters or digging through the restaurants of pickier cooks whom will throw away a dish just cause they have one too many noodles on their spaghetti. (I've seen it happen)
The Bum (pronounced "bum" originated from latin) is an interesting species of idiot that wanders the streets searching for goodies. They are most commonly found in New York, Amsterdam and Dolly Parton's breasts. Resourceful creatures, they have been known to have longer lifetimes than normal idiots and or crickets. They're surprisingly long lifespan and high standard of living comes from their ability to adapt to their surroundings. Whether it be finding a suitable shelter to protect them from the harsh winters or digging through the restaurants of pickier cooks whom will throw away a dish just cause they have one too many noodles on their spaghetti. (I've seen it happen)