The first step towards being cured of alcoholism is admitting you have a problem, which is followed by talking with others about how to deal with it. Masturbation is the exact opposite. Do not talk about your problem with others. Do not pray about your problem. Do not even think about your problem. If you're a man, don't consider wrapping your warm hand around your stiff erection and pumping it up and down, up and down. If you're a woman, don't look down at your crotch and contemplate sliding a hand into your panties and rubbing yourself around and around. DO NOT THINK ABOUT EITHER OF THESE THINGS. DO NOT. If you do, you will lose your battle with Satan--for what is masturbation if not the Evil One himself?--and relapse into your state of sin.
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| - The first step towards being cured of alcoholism is admitting you have a problem, which is followed by talking with others about how to deal with it. Masturbation is the exact opposite. Do not talk about your problem with others. Do not pray about your problem. Do not even think about your problem. If you're a man, don't consider wrapping your warm hand around your stiff erection and pumping it up and down, up and down. If you're a woman, don't look down at your crotch and contemplate sliding a hand into your panties and rubbing yourself around and around. DO NOT THINK ABOUT EITHER OF THESE THINGS. DO NOT. If you do, you will lose your battle with Satan--for what is masturbation if not the Evil One himself?--and relapse into your state of sin.
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| - The first step towards being cured of alcoholism is admitting you have a problem, which is followed by talking with others about how to deal with it. Masturbation is the exact opposite. Do not talk about your problem with others. Do not pray about your problem. Do not even think about your problem. If you're a man, don't consider wrapping your warm hand around your stiff erection and pumping it up and down, up and down. If you're a woman, don't look down at your crotch and contemplate sliding a hand into your panties and rubbing yourself around and around. DO NOT THINK ABOUT EITHER OF THESE THINGS. DO NOT. If you do, you will lose your battle with Satan--for what is masturbation if not the Evil One himself?--and relapse into your state of sin. Not thinking about masturbating means also not thinking about the things that turn you on. For example, pornography. Do not think about pornography. Do not watch pornography. Do not even think about watching pornography. Now, I know as well as the next guy how easy it is to let thoughts about cable repairmen and pizza delivery boys showing up right as Alyssa Martini and her roommate Amber are getting out of the shower into your head, but you must overcome these thoughts. Do not think about the nasty things Alyssa and Amber were doing to one another in the shower. Do not think about that cable repairman's inevitable ability to charm the girls into a threesome with him. Instead, think about something wholesome, like bunnies. Cute and cuddly li'l things, aren't they? You probably don't even remember Amber's giant tits anymore, do you? I didn't think so.
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